Abandon hope, everyone who enters here: women have no chance for relationships
It’s no secret that there are women who by nature have only unique facial features, and for them it is easy and natural. Literally the first man they meet becomes their husband, and they live happily ever after. If suddenly something happens and she is left alone, she can get married a second time literally the next day after mourning is excluded (divorce is not provided for them).
Contents of the article:
- Now you are mine. – Myself!
- Me, you, he, she are a friendly family together
- I am your friend and you are my friend, drinking buddy
- I’m not like that, I’m waiting for the tram
- – Let’s get married? – Yeah, let’s call you
- I’m on you like I’m at war
- They are not called, they come themselves
- There is no limit to perfection
We are talking about their friends who failed not only to get married, but also to be in at least a long-term relationship. What’s wrong with them? Try to find out which female traits can turn men off.
Now you are mine. – Myself!
Even if she catches another misfortune, all men stay away from such mistresses. She looks like a cowboy. The cowboy takes out a lasso and tries to throw the saddle on him and Travy. Everyone is fighting because everyone is going crazy. From day one, she acts as if she has been married for at least ten years. It’s too much. This is how the day begins: even at work, SMS, messages in instant messengers and messages with threatening lips for a kiss come so often that some are already commenting. Geometric progression. You can forget about meeting friends – she is now a friend, mom, dad, colleague and even a pet. If you try to stay with her for longer than a week, you risk seeing her in the mirror while shaving instead of seeing her as a reflection.
Me, you, he, she are a friendly family together
The next day after the meeting, she already introduces a relative of her parents: mom, dad, grandmother, grandfather, aunt or other relative of her parents, whose name she does not remember. For some reason, the mother is addressed as “son”, and the father changes his eyebrows and asks about their intentions as soon as they are alone. Maybe being part of a big happy family is great, but I’d like to get to know her (the girl, not the family) first. Again, if something goes wrong, then not meeting the hopes of one girl is not as tragic as not meeting the hopes of dozens of people at the same time.
I am your friend and you are my friend, drinking buddy
She is such a good person. In a bar or on television you can talk about anything, beer or spirits. Then continue the conversation in a more intimate setting. It didn’t matter that both mornings weren’t very memorable. What happened yesterday can happen again today.
Everything will be fine, but, firstly, is there a serious threat of alcoholism in the family, and secondly, is it hereditary enough to affect children? And suddenly in the morning you can find yourself in a cozy apartment, but in a homeless shelter in an empty bottle, the view from the window has not changed. This option can be left for relaxation once a month or once every two months. By the way, he can be moderately philosophical.
Read also: How do you know when you need to break up with your partner? Signs of a relationship without a future people disagree for many reasons: betrayal, deception, repairs, differences in vision or preferences. However, there is a certain percentage of couples.
I’m not like that, I’m waiting for the tram
This pure and immaculate girl initially captivated me with her severity and inaccessibility. How much power she took from this fortress! Finally, she surrendered to the mercy of the victors. Well, of course, one cannot say that this is more than enough. For the first time, posing under a blanket of multi-layered patches adds romance to the image of a pure white virgin. But don’t rely on it anymore. Do nothing. Forget about oral sex and other perversions forever.
Also, remember to maintain good manners and decorum. You may not have to change for dinner, but being the heart of the party is a crime and a blow to your prince charming image. Do you like jokes and anecdotes with pepper? Continue to love them, but only for yourself. Not at all. Of course, sometimes she herself will be afraid of your laughter, but she will accept it more easily than such jokes. By the way, this has not weakened over the years.
– Let’s get married? – Yeah, let’s call you
Most likely, she will start planning the wedding from the very first meeting, perhaps even in front of her. Perhaps she’ll visualize the wedding first and then stick to the groom’s suit with flowers. In addition, the suit seems to be universal, and it fits any person in the reach zone. Just a magician. Of course, in the first minutes the joy from his own person will flatten, but as soon as the groom understands that the main thing at this celebration of life is not he, but the suit he is wearing, he will float, smoothly leaving foggy, festive clothes, and dust will collect on the bride’s brain.
(c5 la2era new) abandon hope, everyone who enters here
I’m on you like I’m at war
When a seemingly normal, completely healthy person bursts into tears for the first time and falls into hysterics with expressive speed, it is impressive. Then it gets scary and then annoying. Everywhere, for some reason:
- Why did you say that? You hate me!
- Why did you look at this woman? Womanizer, you don’t like anyone!
- You haven’t finished your soup! Am I a bad cook? You don’t have dishes!
- Did you stay at work? I was on a woman! Womanizer, you are not fierce!
The list is endless. You don’t talk that much, you don’t fly that much, you don’t think about it. Like in a minefield – explosions that people look at and! You step into his arms and run away from her before she turns into shards.
They are not called, they come themselves
At first glance, they are the same. Millie, charming and possibly beautiful. You don’t have time to look around because you are already very familiar with them and find yourself too close. Seductive sex without limits of fantasies and possibilities. Everything will be fine, but you will soon realize that such experience is developed only through years of varied practice with many teachers in different subjects. Of course it’s interesting and fun. But just in case, you should visit a doctor. In general, use a condom!
There is no limit to perfection
One of the modern “tips” for modern girls is self-development. This is fine as long as reasonable boundaries are not crossed. Being around someone who constantly strives to be themselves can be quite boring.
A person’s hobbies are wonderful, but soon he likes proper nutrition, yoga, astrologer, psychology, Chinese, Nordic walking and painting, working hours, simple human communication. Moreover, not everyone can feel normal and not disgusting.
