Funny birthday wishes — 100 phrases
For almost every person, the main holiday is their birthday. On this important day, the birthday person receives a huge number of gifts and all kinds of celebrations that are not original. Therefore, it is advisable to know really funny and interesting birthday wishes that can please the person celebrating his personal holiday.
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100 original and funny SMS birthday greetings 100
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- I almost forgot about your birthday, then I remembered that you gave me 100 rubles, a holiday.
- Happy birthday, today you can forget about drinking and your wife’s screams.
- Happy holiday to you, remember that tomorrow you will work.
- Happy birthday, don”t start celebrating in the morning, leave your friends for the evening.
- Remember that your birthday is not only your holiday, it is also your friend, buy strong.
- Happy birthday, happy birthday, buy me medim and don”t buy me pickle.
- Happy birthday, I hope that my gift for you will surpass your holiday table.
- Happy birthday, don’t upset your wife, remember that you won’t please yourself or your friends.
- Happy birthday, hugs, I wish you to forget the hangover forever and at least tomorrow morning.
- I love you, my friend, your birthday, my holiday, especially when it comes to cake.
- Happy birthday, and remember that a hangover is not a hindrance, but only proof that your holiday was a success.
- Happy birthday my friend, don”t drink too much so you don”t forget this wonderful day.
- Cake and alcohol are everything for you on your birthday, my friend.
- Happy birthday, congratulations and best wishes for a wild night.
- Birthday is when you become one year older, when you are allowed a little more day than usual.
- A birthday isn”t about liters of alcohol, it”s about happy and drunk friends.
- As you celebrate your birthday today, keep in mind that tomorrow you won’t remember anything. But everything is on the Internet.
- I love to eat and drink, so your birthday is my holiday.
- Happy birthday my friend, prepare the biggest plate and the biggest glass.
- I congratulate you on the holiday, I hope we all remember it the next morning.
- Today you are not old, your left wing has grown.
- Happy birthday, don’t drink, try to feel like a black sheep on your own holiday.
- Birthdays are the best days, but not for all your friends who turn to microloans to buy gifts.
- Happy birthday to you, you are deliciously delicious.
- Happy birthday, you cook deliciously, but prepare some toilet paper.
- Happy birthday, tomorrow your best friend is salt water, not me.
- Today you should not drink or eat much. This will help you avoid becoming an internet hero.
- After a birthday there might only be a wad of crisp green bills in a gift envelope, maybe only the morning after.
- Don”t expect gifts or money from friends today. But we hope that the video from today’s holiday will not end up on the Internet tomorrow.
- Congratulations on your name day. Today is a wonderful day. Especially getting drunk.
- You”re lucky. Because today you celebrate your birthday, the day when you are not afraid of a scandal from your wife.
- My friend, after your date of birth you will understand that your main companion is your wife who gives you salt water and leaves you at home.
- Never forget your parent-relative on their birthday. Because they can help you win it back with their gifts.
- You wanted me to forget about your birthday, but know that I will never forget the reason for drinking.
- Today is your personal holiday, but to plant your wife and prepare her.
- Sure, birthday cakes and gifts are cool, but not as cool as not having a hangover.
- I wish you good health, happiness to your family and, of course, a good holiday table that you treat me to.
- The more alcohol you drink on your birthday, the less likely you are to remember nice words from your friends and family.
- Birthday is a celebration for you and your friends and a serious matter for your wife, so take care of her.
- The best birthday present would be a dirty plate and a friend”s whole face.
- Happy birthday, happy birthday, remember that it is not like this when there are a lot of gifts and fun, but like this when you finish with the traffic police and not without fractures.
- Your birthday is my holiday. Because trying to discourage gift giving at the table is a fun challenge.
- Happy birthday to you. I hope that your holiday is not a gift, but a well-drinking friend.
- The more often you dine at your guest”s birthday, the less likely they are to attend next year.
- I take it your birthday is just a hint of some good drinking?
- Never forget your wife, especially on this day.
- A friend”s love is shown by bringing a drink and a gift to your birthday.
- Today, at the table, simply invite everyone to understand who your friends are and help everyone enter the apartment.
- Don”t drink too much today, because next time you”ll have to rate each guest”s toast to see who shouldn”t be invited.
- Happy birthday, I wish you to drink less and get drunk not only from wine, but also from love.
- I congratulate you on your name day, I want you to spend less money on the table and receive more gifts.
- Happy birthday, remember that broken windows, fights and oceans of alcohol are signs of a good birthday, but not yours.
- The best birthday gift for a friend when you”re struggling with money is to stay away from the table while giving gifts.
- The quality of a birthday depends on the opportunity to enjoy it, so you always want everything to be good for your health and finances.
- A friend is not someone who celebrated a birthday, but someone who is willing to help you count your losses.
- Happy birthday to you. I hope you close your mortgage this year. You can finally buy food and drinks in normal quantities.
- Everyone can wish you a happy birthday, but only true friends will help you seat drunken guests.
- Happy birthday, I hope that your main dream will come true and your guests will bring you a gift, leave it on the doorstep and quietly leave.
- Happy birthday isn”t something you remember and didn”t end with the police being called.
- I hope that on your birthday you will receive a lot of money and finally give me what you owe.
- This is just closing all loans for you today.
- I couldn”t forget about your birthday. Because it”s a legal way to get drunk and fall asleep in your own home.
- Try not to put too many sweets on the table, after all, you”ve already had your cake.
- Happy birthday, I hope you forget all the insults, but remember those who owe you money.
- Today you are celebrating your birthday. This means you”re getting to the age where you can queue up at the clinic every day to discuss your utility bills.
- Instead of celebrating your birthday, you know you want to be a hangover-free millionaire.
- Not having a hangover after a name day is, of course, good, but it’s even better if my mother’s Yugoslav set remains untouched after the celebration.
- Happy holiday to you, I hope you forgive all your enemies except the neighbor who parks his car in your place.
- You haven”t aged, you”ve just become closer to free public transport.
- I know that you are expecting an iPhone for his birthday, but you will have to pay off the loan from the family budget.
- Happy birthday, remember that today is fun, but tomorrow morning is bad.
- After your birthday, the headache itself no longer hurts, but the broken glass in the kitchen still requires replacement.
- Happy holiday to you, my friend, and I hope that today you will forget all the grievances and forgive me those 100 rubles that I should have given you 15 years ago.
- Today you are neither getting younger nor wiser, but only closer to your constant gatherings with men in the garage.
- Happy holiday, I wish you good health, love, happiness, a wife who can put you to bed amid obscene screams and cook delicious soup in the morning.
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The main thing is that the congratulations are written from the heart. It is important that the recipient receives the treasured SMS from a loved one and experiences a feeling of high spirits and happiness. All this will make your birthday truly unforgettable.
