Funny couple statuses in VK — 100 pieces

Some young people do not want to hide their relationship; they want to shout about their love at every turn. This is especially true for those who have just discovered their first love or have been in a relationship for a long time and want to remember this feeling when they want to tell the whole world about their love.

Contents of the article:

• Paired statuses for LP/LD ������
• 100 funniest statuses for couples 100
  • Ideal couple status ������

In a world of smartphones and unlimited internet access, the easiest way to share your feelings with friends is through social networks. The first thing you”ll notice on the page is the user”s status. What is not appropriate for saying what you want? And if the statuses are paired and even more interesting, then you can find a couple of traits that will definitely be remembered, as well as common feelings.

Paired statuses for lp/ld ������

100 funniest statuses for couples 100

• She (he) does not allow me to respond to messages to a beautiful girl (man).
• I don”t know how she (he) will tolerate me.
• Don”t even try to seduce me, she (he) follows my page daily.
• No personal messages, my heart and VK password are in the hands of (name).
• I love my soulmate with all my heart (I was forced to write this).
• Why didn”t anyone tell me when the relationship started that I needed to file a report of all my contacts?
• Beauties (beauties), go away, my heart is full!
• Don”t look at the photos, she (he) is looking!
• （Hello to everyone who came to see what (name) is with us now. I”m very personal.
• I understand your thoughts, why such beauty collects dust in a relationship.
• （I love (name) with all my heart! (Now will you let me go out with my friends?)
• My heart is forever occupied, I may want to resist, but she (he) is stronger.
• Without you my life would have no meaning, can you finally change it?
• We can hardly be called halves, we are painfully large, but our love is completely impossible to measure.
• We prove our love for each other with our status, but what can you do?
• You are my sky and I am your earth. We want to find more water. Who doesn”t want to join us?
• Every action I took led me to you.
• Dear (native), I tell you alone: “Free my soul, I’m late.”
• I gave you my heart, so don”t ask me why I”m so insensitive!
• You are the greatest achievement in my life. And my mother always said that I would never amount to anything. She was a smart woman.
• Our biggest mistake is that we set this status.
• We don”t give it to anyone. Even if we insist on it.
• As long as we are together, we are close. We couldn”t think of anything better.
• Our biggest mistake is seeing each other. We must suffer. We”re not going to give up anytime soon.
• I will love her (him) until my last breath, as if I had to make a choice.
• I”m ready to give my life to you. I hope you become wiser.
• True love is trust. You can ask (name) in my private message. She (he) will definitely read this and confirm.
• I see your eyes and other beautiful cliches in your eyes.
• I don”t need anyone but you! I can”t do anything more, I have no strength left.
• I don”t remember why I was born, but I hope everything will be right for you.
• Our love is like the most beautiful romantic film, the film ends, but we don’t.
• We are like two magnets. We may not want to be together, but it is no longer possible to separate us.
• Before I met you, I didn’t believe in love at all, and I still don’t believe in it, but I don’t talk about it.
• Our motto is less quarrels and more laughter.
• Together we can write the most beautiful fairy tales, which, I hope, were not written by the Brothers Grimm.
• I gave you my heart and wanted to get something in return. I”m still waiting.
• You are my universe, I am your space. How did we meet?
• You and I are like two wings. It”s a pity that we don”t have a head, we fly everywhere.
• After just one meeting, I completely lost my understanding of what love is.
• We will write our love story together, but knowing us, most likely it will be a short but very funny anecdote.
• This territory is occupied by (name).
• If you were the sky, I would be a rainbow and I would tell you every day: don’t give up, hold on to the rainbow.
• Guys, my heart is with (name), all questions go to him.
• I imprisoned my soul (a) (name). Someone please help me out.
• You are like my wings.
• You are like a tornado, it is impossible to forget you, but at home everything is always out of place.
• If you are reading this, please stop reading my pages. You”ve already seen everything.
• Finding true happiness is not that difficult. How to lose is one thing. This is a completely different matter.
• I don”t know what we have in common except this status and our three children.
• We are like an echo of each other, too accustomed to each other, one thing after another. Status, are you there too?
• Together we are strong, cheerful and beautiful!
• We realized for the first time to each other how much closer people become when they can leave the bathroom door open.
• Lord, You even took away my keys. What do you need here?
• I was Kolobok, I abandoned everyone, but I came to you, hoping that you would eat me? I don”t want to go any further.
• You are my reward. Perhaps for your patience and courage.
• Perhaps you have already discovered enough, for example, the universe?
• If we hadn”t met, I don”t even know how I would have enjoyed the evening with my friends.”
• Our love is like a real flower. Half the flower is straight, and you never know what will happen to the next petal.
• We both knew exactly what happiness was. (name), are you still sure about this definition?
• Laugh for no reason. Where are you? You have a good reason for starting a relationship with (name?). (name?).
• If you are convinced that I am guilty of something, do not tell her (him)!
• We live from soul to soul, but we have not yet decided which soul is in our hell. But it”s hot here!
• Chocolate tastes twice as good if you don’t eat it, (name). Cooperation.
• I don’t care, (name) is responsible for me.
• I know what my (your) mother shouts when you ask for my hand — “Oh, great savior.”
• We have an active social life. We pay a lot of attention to each other. What about sex? When do you clean it?
• You don”t bother me at all. You calm me down.
• I hope our relationship doesn”t end on the playground.
• Do you know what he told me before our first meeting? So we”re still traveling together.
• You are like my alarm clock. I am always waiting for you in my heart, but I am not ready to meet you.
• What he doesn”t remember, I remember! For more information and photos from the party, contact me!
• I hear your voice in my head every time I make a decision. If it”s not total control, then it”s probably love.
• To find out the latest gossip about me, preferably after our scandal, ask (name).
• Before I met you, I suffered from all sorts of nonsense, but now I have to get down to business.
• You can find books that are like books, interesting, not boring and sometimes money-making.
• If I can”t organize my mind, then I”m not sure about everything else.
• The wind is in your head and makes your thoughts fresh.
• You are like the 13th salary, I am always glad to see you.
• I accepted the soul yesterday. Darling, where are you?
• (Name) seemed like a new dream, did you notice yesterday that gas prices have risen? Gazprom is getting ready.
• Ready to send (name) in three letters to the UAE.
• Instead of hugs, we”re texting each other on VK, but what about your romantic evenings?
• My stomach has been hurting a lot lately; perhaps my butterflies were bursting for you.
• When I first saw (name), I thought, “It”s good that I”m not undressing.”
• We could leave, but then you wouldn”t be able to talk about each other; you should always be together.
• Just don”t be offended and settle for “having sex with you.” That means you”ve accepted it.
• I can”t let you go; you”re too good a dish.
• I loved money, but now I love you, because now my money is only in your pocket.
• You can live my first life and come home in the morning.
• And is this my father, the princess (prince) you were raised with?
• You can”t even explain the state of our relationship. You can”t find the right words, but he (she) says we”re happy. You dream, in fact, of status everywhere. Do you see that you exist in my life?
• You feel a sense of risk when you paint your nails, but there”s no acetone handy.
• You”re the only woman (or man) who needs you to be happy. Would I like to be the only happy one?
• Instead of updating your life, change your VK status, but at least you”re doing something.
• The best relationships have a best friend, and if you have a sense of humor, “Yellow” instead of family life.
• Don”t we all love thick, long, two-volume books? And they say we”re beautiful.
• We want to prove to everyone that eternal love exists, but we”re too lazy. Do you have enough status?
• If I smoke, you”ll become a water hycelium. Delicious, smoky, and impossible to resist.
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You can use the Ready-Made status. You can create your own status, but it”s important to remember that you”re online, and you need to write phrases your friends will understand. If your social circle knows about the couple”s unique sense of humor, you can safely exclude their status from the list.