The funniest “and I”m Nikita” phrases from USB at Comedy Club
Many of us adore Comedy Club and regularly watch the comedian”s performances. Some of what we watch is already outdated and remains classic, something that will never change. The USB group is remembered for its unusual routines and witty jokes. But everyone especially remembers Nikita”s funny phrases from USB Group. Some may find them vulgar, but they can definitely be hilarious and positively energizing for the whole day.
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100 phrases from Nikita that will make you smile
- I”m Nikita, and today I want some cottage cheese.
- I”m Nikita, the priest baptized me over Skype.
- I”m Nikita, the priest baptized me over Skype. I”ve been living with a conductor for many years.
- I”m Nikita, I sunbathe with stones on my nipples.
- I”m Nikita. I hear “ass” and faint.
- I”m Nikita, I”m the signature dance, the cha-cha-cha.
- I”m Nikita, I”ve been into esotericism since childhood.
- I”m Nikita, my priest has no cellulite.
- I”m Nikita, I”m eagerly awaiting the eclipse.
- I”m Nikita, I can”t be a contestant on Dom-2.
- I”m Nikita, my favorite stone is malachite.
- I”m Nikita, I grew up with my whole family, I have two fathers.
- I”m Nikita—I can”t imagine what else to say.
- I”m Nikita, and Tequila beat me by just one person.
- I”m Nikita, a fan of Anita Tsoi”s early work. My name is Nikita, I live with one kidney.
- I”m Nikita, I practically go without panties.
- My name is Nikita, I”ve always wanted to try cocaine.
- My name is Nikita, I”ve always wanted to try cocaine. I regularly wet the Mantoux test at school.
- My name is Nikita, I live in Kazan.
- I”m Nikita, for whom the window is open.
- I”m Nikita, vodikito everywhere.
- I”m Nikita, I prefer to be familiar with my toes on Wikipedia.
- I”m Nikita, I gave for my fans.
- I”m Nikita, I”m scared, so I never wince.
- I”m Nikita, I have a chupeshnik in my cash register.
- I”m Nikita, I haven”t eaten since I was six.
- My name is Nikita, I”m a Sailor Moon fan.
- I”m Nikita, and I got a curling iron burn.
- I”m Nikita, and I always sing in my soul.
- My name is Nikita, and I keep saying it to remember it.
- I”m Nikita, I love bananas.
- I”m Nikita, my passport proves his innocence.
- I”m Nikita, I prefer to sunbathe naked.
- I”m Nikita, and now I feel my self-esteem rising.
- I”m Nikita, and I haven”t slept for a week.
- I”m Nikita, and I”m filming a commercial with Dima Bilan.
- I am Nikita, I lose consciousness with every connection.
- My name is Nikita, and I am confidently walking towards the big cat.
- I”m Nikita and I collect popsicle sticks.
- I”m Nikita and I love painting my paws.
- My name is Nikita and I am a fan of Marilyn Munson.
- My name is Nikita, and I regularly steal socks from Auchan.
- I am Nikita, and I owe my breasts to a thousand Arkadies.
- I am Nikita. I am Nikita, after the release of the western part of “The Snowman”.
- I am Nikita, today Lord, tomorrow Senorita.
- I”m Nikita, I ran a race with cockroaches.
- “Our program features the USB group, the real “Bremen Town Musicians” of our time — cats, donkeys and roosters. — I’m Nikita, I swear, I’m a donkey.”
- I am Nikita, I can hold a Gorbachev parade.
- I am Nikita, I have a strong house in my village.
- I am Nikita, I will ride and hit the hills at the same time.
- I”m Nikita, I post it twice a day.
- I am Nikita, I never tremble.
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