Blowjob coffee shop, scrotal botox and other incredible new products
Are you tired of seeing the same news every day? Do disasters and murders scare you? Should you drink a bottle of whiskey and forget about the political situation in the world? You don”t need to watch the news on TV every time. After all, even psychologists agree that it negatively affects our mental state.
Contents of the article:
- A blowjob cafe opened in Switzerland
- Sexy calendar with girls and carps
- Pornography instead of recipes
- A hundred-year-old tortoise has more sex than the average
- Botox is now available for the scrotum
- An elderly Italian woman was rescued by firefighters after she became stuck in
- A competition for the most beautiful anus was held on the Internet
- In the USA they give blowjobs to veterans
- Vagina mask released
- Japan releases sex robots that replace women
Instead, you can enjoy the news from the world of sex. Moreover, many news from the world of erotica amaze the imagination with their unusualness. So, dear viewers, fasten your seat belts. We travel through the most unusual events of the sexual universe.
A blowjob cafe opened in Switzerland
Would you like a cup of coffee and a blowjob? This opportunity is available to residents and visitors of Geneva. In this city, you can visit a restaurant accompanied by a hot cup of coffee and an equally hot blowjob. The café is called Café Fellatio and it is clear that the word fellatio refers to oral sex. At the same time, the Fellacio cafe is the most expensive establishment. After all, a cup of coffee with oral sex can cost over $60 here.
Sexy calendar with girls and carps
And Germany became famous for this work. Yes, of course, this country is constantly producing things that make our lives ten times better. Luxury cars, the German Bundesliga, high-quality aspirin, and now a carp calendar. It features 12 striking images of naked, clothed women seductively holding a shiny carp.
If our reader stands up for the environment, he has nothing to worry about. According to rumors, during the photo shoot, the organizers made sure that the models did not harm the poor fish. Thus, no creatures were harmed during the creation of the calendar.
Pornography instead of recipes
This is unusual news and stands out in relation to the American television channel CNN. At 10 pm in Boston there was supposed to be a program dedicated to culinary recipes. However, something went wrong, and due to a provider error, a pornographic video was broadcast on the TV channel for 30 minutes.
For better or worse, this bug only occurred in the Boston area. Therefore, the rest of the channel”s viewers did not have the opportunity to watch 30 minutes of hardcore pornography instead of instructions on how to bake a pie.
A hundred-year-old tortoise has more sex than the average person
An old male turtle named Diego had so much sex that he fathered 800 chicks in his life. And it wasn”t just for the turtle”s pleasure. It turns out that Diego”s sexual exploits helped save his species.
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The human body is an amazing thing. We still don”t know much about its capabilities and quirks. But study anatomy and physiology from thick books and.
When only two males and 12 females remained of the Galapagos tortoises, Diego came to the rescue and reproduced almost 40% of the species” current population. While we are stuck in traffic jams, watching TV shows or doing other obscene things, old man Diego continues to work with his little turtles and save his family from death.
Botox is now available for the scrotum
Men quickly picked up on the trend when they saw women using Botox forcefully and mostly on their wrinkles. In the US the injections are now called “Scrotox”. And this operation is very convenient. According to customers, it helps get rid of excessive sweating (how nice it is to survive the summer without sweaty balls!). ) and makes the scrotum smoother. This also makes them appear larger.
By the way, the procedure itself is completely harmless to your health. It only takes four minutes. Doctors believe that surgery on the scrotum can be performed without age restrictions. Therefore, Scrotox is in great demand among Americans. It”s understandable: everyone wants big, smooth, sweat-free balls.
An elderly Italian woman was rescued by firefighters after she got stuck in her chastity belt.
In January, a 60-year-old woman from Padua, Italy, contacted the local fire department. According to the staff, her requirements were: a large, smooth, sweaty egg. Naturally, the firefighters immediately thought she meant car keys, house keys, or something else. However, everything turned out to be completely wrong. The Italians quickly dispelled their assumptions. She took off her jumper and trousers and surprised the unsuspecting fireman with a huge iron belt wrapped around her vagina.
Apparently the older woman didn”t know that chastity belts had fallen out of use. But the fireman turned out to be a real hero and did his best. They saved her pussy.
Botox. client in a cosmetologist”s office learning how to work with Botox correctly.
A competition for the most beautiful anus was held on the Internet
Have you ever thought that your anus is better than others? No? But in vain. For Brian Sloan, who makes toys for adults, this issue is not important. First, he began his search for the most beautiful vagina in the world. When he succeeded, he moved to the anus.
Of course, the anus is not as beautiful as the vagina or mouth, says Sloan himself. But without him our life would be impossible. Therefore, it is worth paying a little attention to this part of the body.”
In the USA they give blowjobs to veterans
America is a nation of true patriots. And in each of them she spends Veterans Day. That”s why Sausage Castle offered a free lunch to all veterans. And hairstyles, tattoos and blowjobs are another pleasant addition to the party. Ultimately, veterans need to be properly thanked for all they have done for their country.
Vagina mask released
Sometimes nightmares become reality, and the vagina mask has become one of those manifestations. Recently, the idea of creating sex robots has become very popular. But why are special masks harmful? Why not invest in their production? Of course, they don”t look particularly attractive, and in many ways are even terrible. But on the other hand, such masks can make you look like a real alien.
Japan releases sex robots that replace women
This doll costs about $10, 000. And she successfully replaces real girls. The reason for this is that more and more Japanese people prefer to be alone. Single people don”t have to give up sex because they can have sex with a doll instead of a real girl. Communication with her is considered safer. Dolls do not pester men and do not beg for expensive gifts.
However, unfortunately, these dolls do not yet have a program for making scrambled eggs or salads. Therefore, they are to some extent inferior to living women. After that. I”m not kidding, perhaps in the near future some brilliant Japanese will be able to invent something similar.
