International Oral Sex Day — How to Celebrate with Your Mouth?
In the internet age, memes and pranks can shape reality. Incidentally, this began long before the era of Twitter, Instagram, blogger clickbait, and mega-popularity. Memes were still around in the early 2000s and adolescence, and sometimes they were weird. For example, this could lead to the emergence of a new holiday – International Oral Sex Day.
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When is it celebrated?
So, three days of oral sex for you, little banana and cherry lovers.
- There’s International Oral Sex Day, celebrated on September 6th. Why the 6th? Because September 6th is 69, a position where both partners engage in oral sex. S – S… Symbolism.
- There’s a Steak and Blowjob Day, celebrated on March 14th.
- And then there’s Cake and Cunnilingus Day, celebrated on April 14th.
How_did_all_these_days_come_to_be?
Nothing is known about International Oral Sex Day, celebrated on September 6th. Most likely, it started as a joke, and the date was chosen playfully, using words (or numbers, so to speak).
The result is a funny cycle of natural holidays, with “steak and blowjob” days and “cake and cunnilingus” days.
Steak and Blowjob Day was proclaimed by a radio host in 2002.
He said that after the “horrible sacrifices” men make on Valentine’s Day (the poor guys have to smash a whole bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates and then have sex with the woman they love—poor guys, how hard it is for them), women should make amends to men: they are the ones who pay the price. Steak and Blow Job Day, according to one radio host, involves cooking a steak for a man, performing a blow job, and satisfying his desires in silence all day long.
The joke was a hit, and it became widely shared. Soon, souvenirs appeared, bars, nightclubs, and other establishments used Steak and Blow Job Day as an event or an opportunity to get a discount, and attendance grew.
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Four years later, a blogger named “Miss Notty” proposed a similar day on her blog—a cake and cunnilingus day. She commented that “Steak and Fellatio Day” sounds very sexist. This is because Valentine’s Day is a holiday for lovers, while Steak and Fellatio Day is only for men, which is degrading to women. As a “response” to these fools, she came up with a cake and cunnilingus celebration.
After all, none of these holidays are official; they’re just internet jokes.
How to celebrate International Oral Sex Day?
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For example, did you know that giving a blow job actually requires a fair amount of physical effort? Kneeling for 20 minutes with your mouth open, try doing something with your tongue at the same time.
And it wouldn’t hurt for men to learn more about female anatomy. For example, the clitoris should be handled gently and not pressed like an “ejaculate” button.
- Learn how to please a man if you’re a woman! How about new techniques? Use ice? Edible lubricant? Sweet substances like honey, chocolate, or whipped cream? Try deep throating if your gag reflex allows it?
- Buy something for pleasurable oral sex.
For example, vacuum clitoral stimulators are suitable for cunnilingus (yes, cunnilingus includes not only tongue wagging, but also fingering, adult toys, and even breathing). Edible lubricants (saliva) can be purchased for oral sex. Lubricants are also useful for cunnilingus and “magic wand” vibrators.
- Watch porn with oral sex.
You like it more. Using fellatio, cunnilingus, and the 69 position. If you’re single, you can enjoy watching alone. If you have a partner, you can do it together. How would you like to perform oral sex on each other? You can also create each other. Or replicate what’s happening on screen.
You – I for you, market relations, etc. First, the girl makes the guy give her a blow job, then the guy performs cunnilingus on the girl. Or, finally, try this infamous position! By the way, a bonus lifehack: the classic 69 position requires a lot of physical preparation, but if both partners are lying on their sides instead of just one, it becomes easier.
And if you don’t have a partner… In silence, I have a conversation with myself. International Oral Sex Day is a great opportunity to please yourself!
