The Cult of the Phallus: The History of Worship of the Male Organ
The male penis is a very sensitive organ that can bring its owner both comfort and discomfort. Boys begin to entertain and soothe their penis while it is in their mother”s womb, and after birth, they run around it as if it were the purpose of their existence. It”s no surprise that the role of men in human civilization is truly enormous. Since time immemorial, our ancestors worshiped phallus gods and the beautiful penis as their most important and powerful asset.
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Types of Penises
Not everyone knows that penises vary not only in thickness and length, but even in appearance. The male penis has several different shapes.
- Banana Penis. It closely resembles a banana and attaches to the male torso much like a banana attaches to a palm tree. When erect, it exposes its tip and bends significantly. There”s no need to be afraid of its curves. It”s natural and safe for women. The experience will be even greater if you believe a woman will be lucky with a man with such a penis. The most suitable positions are dogstail, horseman, blub, etc. This indicates deep penetration. Therefore, the G-spot is a more effective stimulator, and the sensations are much more pleasurable.
- A crescent penis curves like the letter C and can bend to the right during arousal. This deformation can occur if a man clumsily “packs” his penis into his underwear. This is usually the case with guys with large penises; they simply can”t fit it into their underwear. This penis is best suited for the following positions: “Cross,” “Springboard,” “Glider Leg,” “Firework,” “Split Bamboo,” “Dancer,” and others.
- The mushroom penis is very similar to the hammer penis, but it”s smaller, and the head isn”t as wide, resembling an umbrella. The most suitable positions are: “Antelope,” “Geisha,” “Seated Position,” and “Frog.”
- Penis pencil. Its second name is cylindrical. It seems completely smooth, has no veins or irregularities. Such a penis is slender and stately, and at first glance it is very difficult to distinguish between the shaft and the head. The pencil is very elongated and thin and this is its main disadvantage. During deep penetration, a woman may feel pain and therefore it is better to choose those positions where the woman can control the penetration. Nevertheless, the pencil, unlike penises of other shapes, thanks to the ability to stimulate the vagina along the entire length, quickly brings the young lady to the end.
- Shape: cucumber, another name: carrot. Such a member is the complete opposite of mushroom hammers and it is not difficult to recognize it. He is especially good at deep penetration.
- The penis is veiny. It can have any shape; its distinctive feature is protruding veins. In a state of excitement, he looks intimidating because of his veins. Although many young ladies are delighted with him and consider him adapted to any twists and turns.
What makes the penis unique?
The pattern of the human penis differs significantly from the penis of all higher mammals. The switchable model with a well-defined head allows you to remove the previous man”s sperm from the woman”s genitals during penetration. According to scientific research, it is not a concept, but contains about 40% of functioning sperm, which are destroyed and slowed down in their competition.
Near the base of the penis, almost all mammals have a small bone called the baculum. This means that all animals and other mammals are completely unaware that they have erection problems. Humans don”t have bones like that. There”s hidden potential in the penis, but it”s barely there—it”s about twice as long as it looks. Most of it is hidden in the human body. Why this is so, we still don’t know.
How people worshiped a beautiful penis
Even the ancient Greeks revered the god Priapus, who was depicted as a very large old man, and sometimes simply as a root. Indians now worship Shiva”s beautiful penis. This, according to belief, was intercepted by the deity in two seconds of self-criticism. In Japan, the day of the Lord God Kanamala is celebrated widely and brightly every year, carrying huge participants through the streets of the city and treating children with sweets.
According to ancient Jewish belief, Jehovah wanted to make his treaty with the people and accept a piece of foreskin from a man every year. This is why Jehovah requires that the fragments of the penis he now presents after circumcision be unknown, presumably for collection. Some tribes of the northern peoples considered any phallus to be a deity clinging to the human body. And those whom the spirit could not love—they were born women.
In the Middle Ages, some Christian treatises very seriously suggested that Satan took up residence in the genitals, and Jesus in the souls of people. By the way, some Christian saints have phallic grace. For example, Saint Hutan, who is highly revered in France, helps pilgrims recover from infertility. Women wishing to conceive a child must touch certain parts of the statue”s body. Of course, nothing decent is visible. Only a large crest is visible under the cassock.
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How people decorated their penises
Humanity worships not only the heavenly phallus, but also the more material phallus. Perhaps the most inventive way of mocking the sensitive male organ is by the Dayaks living on the Indonesian island of Kalimantan. The Dayaks decorate the penis with the most intricate and inventive appliqués. The embroidery is decorated with various bones and stones. They use the scars to paint ornate decorations on their limbs. As Dayak explained to the amazed scientists, those who have ugly, unkempt, small penises cannot find women for themselves. They believe that only a beautiful penis can bring true pleasure to the fair sex.
Secondly, young Dayak women elongated their earlobes and made them incredibly long, so that they sway when they walk, which excites the male mind and the male organs of adoration. Fortunately or unfortunately, girls are now prohibited from wearing their ears outstretched, but the tradition of the decorated phallus can still be seen in the most remote corners of Kalimantan.
The tradition of creating works of art from the penis existed not only among the inhabitants of Kalimandan. Indians have learned to give men incredible firmness, as well as a sense of pride. To do this, they allowed poisonous snakes to bite their penises. Men who decided to be bitten by snakes could feel like incredible sexual giants for a month. Unfortunately, many died in agony. But what do you do to please your loved ones?
Some tribes in South America and Africa still have a tradition of hanging heavy weights on the penis to stretch it as much as possible under the influence of gravity.
The ancient Chinese lived in the 6th-8th centuries BC. e. learned how to enlarge the male organ using penis enlargement surgery. The Chinese opened the penis and inserted part of the dog”s penis into the incision. Those lucky enough not to die from shock and septicemia became the proud owners of large, hilly penises. In connection with this important event in the lives of men, a big celebration was held, which was attended by relatives and neighbors.
The History of God. Part 1
Not all ancient peoples suffered from delusions of grandeur. For example, the Greeks believed that only a small penis was ideal. Perhaps this is why ancient Greek sculptures depict a very modest male organ. Among the Greeks, a large penis was considered a “donkey”, and its owner was supposed to be prone to bestiality.
In India, a small but graceful penis was an essential feature of a high-caste man. Only recalcitrant villages were to have impressive members. Males were divided by size into four types: “hare”, “male”, “bull” and “horse”. It was believed that only the owners of “rabbits” and “men” bring true pleasure to their partners, and are also strong fighters and members of a large family. Kolov”s man was excessively rude and naive. He was apathetic and stupid, because all male energy went into a huge penis, which made the swindler suitable only for the simplest and most complex tasks.
Fortunately, in India, manhood is considered a private thing, and you could not show others that you deserved status in society. However, this does not work in all cases. Everyone knows the custom of Catholics — the “papal terror”, which every newly elected secretary of the Catholic Church must go through. The head of the Catholic Church is seated in a special chair with a hole, and believers must place their hands in front of the papal decoy so that the papal throne does not carry away its officials. Women are even worse.
Strange Rituals with Male Penises
Many remote tribes have strange rituals involving the male penis, which are unlikely to be understood by residents of the civilized world. In 1945, two ethnographers, Catherine and Ronald Bernd, attended a ceremony of great significance to the Mukumba people. There they described what they witnessed. “They threw all the girls and small children on their heads and chests. The guests bowed politely to all the tribesmen and, taking the hand of the man standing next to them, placed their penis in his palm. Then he lowered himself to the ground, and other men approached him to do the same with his penis. In other words, they placed their penises in his hands.” Mukumba tribes apparently only adhere to familiar men after they have examined each other”s penises.
A more bizarre custom exists among the Asmatin in Indonesia. Stanislav Talalazhi describes the local custom of male initiation as follows: “For the next three days and nights, he must not avert his gaze and place the skull against his penis.” The Asmati believe that the sexual power of the skull transcends the boy and makes him a man.
The Penis in Modern Times
The penis of a modern man is much more convenient and comfortable than that of our distant ancestors. According to statistics, only 30% of penises are circumcised. And this usually occurs at an early age with the use of painkillers. Nowadays, no one is circumcised with a dull knife, a turtle, or a snake. And to increase penis length, men no longer need to sew on pieces of dog penis or expose themselves to venomous snakes.
In the modern world, painless plastic surgery has long been used for penis enlargement. One in every 65, 000 men undergoes penis enlargement surgery. Of course, modern club members also have to endure uncomfortable procedures. Unknown in ancient times, such as urological examinations and piercings. The average length of a modern erect penis is 13. 8 cm, and it provides pleasure to an average of five women. Research shows that 14% of men have only had one woman in their lifetime, while 5% of men have had more than 100 women.
In 2017, representatives of the stronger sex received new opportunities to become owners of beautiful penises. A specialized penis bleaching clinic has opened in Bangkok. Indeed, Thailand is gradually adopting the culture of Western civilization, and many Thais want to have whiter skin color.
Cosmetic stores have long been flooded with various whitening products, and finally Asians have the long-awaited opportunity to lighten their penises. In just five sessions you can whiten your penis, and the procedure costs 20, 000 baht. More than 100 men undergo the procedure every month, and the whitening craze is expected to sweep the rest of the world.
