How to have sex in a movie without getting burned?
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The kissing and sex in the film are almost classically erotic (and romantic in their own way, see below). For many, there is fantasy (something like a teen, glamorous, young adult, college romance). But how to make something that, firstly, will appeal to all participants, and secondly, that it will not be possible to catch? Find out in this article.
Contents of the article:
Tips for being naughty at the cinema
- Choose your movie.
It”s best if it”s a romantic comedy, an action movie, or a boring movie. It”s one thing if you find yourself in a romantic comedy and laugh — of course, of course, all the romance that happens on the screen, even in the theaters, gets to everyone.
It’s another matter if you find yourself in a harsh and serious film about besieged Leningrad. Here you are on the front page of the newspaper. Oh, I mean, you might cause a debate about publishing the information you can get and the complete lack of restrictions and guidelines for the younger generation. Do you need it? Yes and no.
It”s best not to choose films that are too serious or too exciting, as you might just get carried away and forget why you”re there. If one partner is taken away, it is especially humiliating, but the other is not. And now you are already reaching (for his trousers), putting your hand under her skirt, and he: “let me wait for you and watch a movie.” And your self-esteem is so bad — it”s not true.
Another important point: it is advisable not to choose childhood as a prank film. This includes not only cartoons, but also children”s films in general, such as The Amazing Adventures of Dr. Doolittle. It will be as awkward as possible if, for your sake, they start tearing children away from the audience and complaining about the corruption of young people.
For the same reason, it is better not to go to the cinema for gaming purposes during school holidays, summer or May holidays, or on New Year. Crowds of children in movie theaters at this time can be dangerous.
- Select a session time.
It”s best if it”s a morning or afternoon session when the audience is smaller, perhaps in an empty room. There is no need to play on opening night when there are more people and the risk increases.
- Better put the popcorn aside.
If you are going to kiss each other and love carefully, it is unlikely that either of you will want your partner”s fingers to be stained with oil from something submissive or even unexpected.
You can take a Coca-Cola. After the draw, you might want to freshen up (but make sure you don”t spill anything, it”s distracting) and go eat, ideally with your M& amp; M fingers because the M& amp; MS won”t stain yours. You definitely have a great appetite.
- Take a napkin with you. You may be painting the seat, and if not the seat, then definitely the arms. It will be awkward if you catch a suspicious eye and wipe your trousers in the corridor. And if you don”t wipe down your seat, the cleaner will damage it. Whatever they saw, those poor cleaners.
- Select a location.
Rear, yes. More precisely, because the last five lines are the worst in terms of film technique. It is best near the walls, this is the most secluded place.
Oddly enough, it is better to come just before the session, rather than in advance. If you came in advance, chose a place and have already tuned in, it will be a shame if you are already starting small — and then, right after the trailer, a small gypsy camp lands next to you. Oops.
- Get dressed with you.
If you”re trying to take care of each other from the waist down, this will definitely come in handy to cover your legs. For example, a coat or jacket.
Read also: 10 tips on how to have sex like in the movies
At least once a woman wanted to create a special atmosphere in bed. Unfortunately, in the real intimate life of many couples there is neither romance nor beauty. Question about.
A common mistake when couples act out some of their sexual fantasies is to rush to get to the “good stuff.” In the case of movie sex, this is compounded by the danger of getting caught, so you just get lost in each other”s awkwardness, rushing away and shaking with relief. It has the air of a tempting teen romance, but you might still want something different.
So start with something simpler.
Let the man hug the girl by the shoulders, as if wanting to warm up. If he hesitates, the girl can hint: “Honey, I’m cold, hug me” — and he will understand. The girl can put her head on his shoulder and cuddle up to him. Sweet, tender, romantic scenes, intertwining hands, warmth and intimacy.
That”s why we love going to the movies
Sex begins with a kiss. Groom, you can kiss your bride. Kiss however you like, especially since this isn”t an article about how to learn to kiss; there are no specific tips (although there are articles like that on this site!).
My only advice: it”s best to do it slowly and carefully. Adrenaline might rush through your head, and you might want to kiss passionately—and that”s great, go ahead! A leisurely kiss is usually more relaxed and attracts less attention, especially if you”re unlucky.
- Sleight of hand and no deception.
After the kiss, you can move on to more active movements. You bury your partner”s hair, play with it a little, and stroke the back of their head and the back of their neck (guaranteed: this sends shivers down almost everyone”s spine, regardless of gender). Slide your fingers into their neck, stroke their shoulders, and look back at their back, as if you”re giving them a little massage and slowly moving down. The situation is unusual, and the adrenaline will be even more exciting. Therefore, you likely won”t need lengthy foreplay (especially since time is limited anyway), but at least you should take care of your little partner with love. How about patting her breasts or lightly squeezing and cutting her clothes? This helps enhance the feeling of closeness and attraction.
And a little more about hands.
- The simplest way to play in the cinema is to lovingly caress each other”s hands. Here”s what you need to know:
First, you need to cover your legs with something. If this is more of a natural occurrence, for example, if the stage is large, it”s best to keep it natural. Otherwise, the theater staff might wonder what you”re doing there and whether you”ve confused the film with a “credit card handle” and a wheel.
- Secondly, it”s more convenient for the woman to take the initiative. For purely physiological reasons: a man”s erect penis is more comfortable remaining erect and can be caressed relatively discreetly. For the same reason, a girl is more comfortable giving oral sex to a man than a man giving oral sex to a girl.
- Thirdly, it”s more comfortable not to caress at the same time. In fact, if a girl is caressing a man with her hands or mouth, she”s more likely to turn her body toward him. Therefore, it”s less comfortable for a man to caress her. The 69 position is cool, but wait until better times and more comfortable conditions.
- Dress. Girls should wear skirts and no underwear. Romance aside, masturbating in a movie theater is quite uncomfortable, and layers are important, so keep things simple with each other.
- When it comes to sex techniques, the main focus is on the partner”s reaction. In the movies, it”s like, “Oh, oh yeah!” and they”re always more restrained because they rarely moan or scream, but. But this is much funnier! Hear their rapid, noisy breathing, see their blurred expression, feel their pulse under your fingers. Hmm, don”t accidentally light a cigarette.
- As for the sex itself, the most obvious position is the female jockey—a woman on a man”s lap. However, frankly, this isn”t the best idea. Firstly, the risk of getting caught increases exponentially. Frankly, you”ve probably already reached the stage of manual caresses. They might not be able to handle your weight.
- Secondly, clothed and in confined spaces, this type of sex offers little pleasure. However, technically, you can try. It”s better to lean in slowly to conceal the characteristic rhythm of your movements. And you can stop caressing with your hands—it”s also a pleasure, arousing and erotic, and even if you don”t really enjoy it, it”s a stimulating experience that you”ll remember with great pleasure later. There should be room for adventure in your life!
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