If you want to lose sex forever, do these 15 things
As we all know, great sex requires a lot. Good foreplay, getting an orgasm (especially for women, this helps to achieve orgasm). Snoring against the wall after you”ve finally finished. And don”t finish too early. This is an almost endless list.
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Plus, there are many ways to ruin sex and rob your partner of playfulness. For example, whispering dirty things to your partner while stuttering. “Oh, oh, who is this, oh, oh, oh, is there aya Chewie?”
Not very sexy, r-r-really, right?
Another item at the top of the anti-sex parade is finger tapping. No need. Serious. Not worth it. A girl”s vagina is a very sensitive area. Don”t confuse it with a joystick. Furiously mashing all buttons will not result in combos or death.
Because of the countless mistakes people make in bed, Good Samaritans have decided to codify all of these anti-sex “armpit pillars” to prevent them from happening again. About 2, 000 subjects responded openly and candidly to frank questions, resulting in a selection of the top 15 antisexuals.
This list is worth reading and remembering carefully, and never doing any of the above. Only if you both want it and it turns you on a lot — in which case you can at least try the entire list in order.
Awkward moment
At the top of the list (19. 1%) is the very embarrassing mistake of saying someone else”s name in the bedroom. Hmmm. Not a single Sasha wants to be Pasha, not a single Bika believes that you accidentally mixed up the letters when you called her Kushusha. However, if you want to break up with your partner, but do not dare to have a serious conversation, call him by a different name. It works perfectly. Of course, there are nuances here — you can hurt someone”s feelings and get blocked on all social networks.
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A man and a woman who have not been in a relationship for a long time begin to worry about the fact that they do not want to have sex without sleeping with them.
In second place (13. 5%) is a big sigh—a big, loud sigh. It”s natural and nothing to be ashamed of, but who gets turned on by a big fart? If something irreversible has already happened, laughter is the best way out. The ability to laugh at yourself is sexy. In such awkward situations, of course, it won”t elevate you to sex symbol status, but it will add points.
In third place (12. 4%) is a quiet but powerful fart. What can you do? People don”t like natural bodily functions. Loud farts are awful, but gas that makes your eyes water is even worse. If you”re feeling a raging stomach, take some Espimisan in the toilet, not throw a scene in the bedroom.
Next comes a reluctance to urinate, followed by persistent requests for a private video. In short, don”t wash down a glass of watermelon with beer before sex, and don”t try to start a home porn studio if your partner is against such things. Homemade videos certainly add spice and excitement, but these masterpieces should be filmed exclusively with the mutual consent of the “actors.”
In sixth place, again, is the “call of nature” — burping. Burping in itself is not sexual. Trying to burp during sex can delay orgasm when you”re face-to-face with your partner. Forever and ever. Burping doesn”t seriously damage a relationship, but for particularly sensitive individuals, it can cause panic before putting on pants.
Upside down
Foot fetishism has its right to exist and is not considered perverted pornography, even very decent cinema. However, it”s important to remember that not everyone shares this fetish and therefore does not force such pleasure on their partners. You can start by watching films with similar scenes.
Do you see your partner”s reaction, interest? Excitement? Disgusted? Ask how your partner feels about these aspects of sex. If you see willingness, desire, and interest, try the next act. If you trust each other and notice that you”re both extremely comfortable in bed, then you”ll enjoy it even without it, even licking feet.
