Classification of types of women. How to determine and who do men choose?
Business woman, simpleton, bitch, witch, dandelion, Cinderella, sleeping beauty. Who are you? Not everyone can climb one mountain and consider one category. Men love to systematize and analyze everything. Noisy notes and notes can highlight certain classifications under the heading “types of women.”
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Dulcinea without Don Quixote
The main distinguishing feature is their magical ability to send their cruel reality throughout the world for a long, long time. Instead, an imaginary world of Ivanhoe and Romeo arises. Here a woman soars in the clouds and becomes the queen of this world, and all the gentlemen become her admirers, models of honor, beauty, devotion, chastity, decency and, in general, actually ideals.
Frankly speaking, such a woman does not care who her pétier really is. Already at the first meeting, she attributed to herself some of the traits of Richard the Lionheart, Vladimir the Red Sun and Prince Philip. Then the most interesting thing happens — the unfortunate “lucky” Pete must reveal at least one of the signs, so that he attribute it as deeply as possible to the Queen of Hearts. By the way, all this is much more interesting, because Petyr does not consider it necessary to reveal anything. And he does not know which of all existing character traits he inherited.
However, the problem does not end there. Even the “coldest” Pete, who once ignored most of his girlfriend’s words, overwhelmed by her endless fantasies, is completely untrue. At some point, murderous words cut into her back and leave a wound that will never heal: “I am just Petia, escaping from his beautiful deceived lips. I work at the races next door, and once a month I get to eat in a restaurant. What am I bored with?”
Needless to say, this is by no means a beautiful woman, her gait is comparable to the squeal of a stream, her eyes are a reflection of the sea, and her very image is like the face of a bright angel of God. According to canon, the Fairy Tail love story is “Unfortunately, you are not my romance hero.” Any idea about the symbolism of these words is good.
And so, in the end, stupid Petya leaves, the door slams sharply, and the calm woman remains in the broken valley of the Garden of Babylon. In the real world, her bright nature does not last long.
Don”t understand who
The type of woman doesn”t end there. It”s the turn of a new instance. In simple terms, this is almost a woman. She doesn”t have a permanent partner because she doesn”t really need one. A person is simply in love with the opposite sex. She does not have a chosen one for a long-term relationship. We leave several times” — this is the motto. There is no room for reproaches. The grace of this origin is ready with great joy to give itself to the one who has shown himself to be the most persistent in courtship.
But for some time he may have a less beautiful and confident partner. This liberates hot sexy friends on the horizon. Then someone from this “gang” introduces the beautiful woman to her well-read and intelligent brother. This is how a long chain begins.
It”s funny that the first girls in this category appeared in biblical times (if not earlier). It happened that wars started because of them or, conversely, because of the unification of the best minds. In principle, the appearance of such women has always awakened in the representatives of the stronger half of humanity a gracious desire to feel good and do good.
One day, shame and conscience nevertheless overcame lustful beauty, but it cannot be said that they replaced it. Even at the age of sixty or seventy, they do not understand why their lover was offended by them. She loved them all. This is the philosophy of life, what to do.
Below are some useful tips for those who decide to take part in such a shellfish adventure. You need to be able to leave on time so as not to be upset later.
Mistress
This is perhaps the most common event. Types of women are classified in different ways, but there is always one on the list. Books have been written and legends created about these girls. Even the most common association with the word “woman” is “a keeper of the hearth or a housewife.”
She is very easy to recognize on the first date. She can easily ask about your income, about your house or apartment. It may seem that she is greedy for money, but this is not entirely true. For a housewife, capital is a guarantee of a good life. By asking seemingly personal questions, they weed out the “wrong” men — Casanovas, penniless hopeless romantics, unmotivated people, etc. All of the above automatically fall into the category of losers, and their memory is literally erased immediately.
Girls don”t care about their opinions or existence. Information about them magically disappears, and the housewives themselves go in search of suitable candidates. A famous scientist coined the term “natural selection”. In fact, that is exactly what is happening in this case.
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Many men genuinely don”t understand why women choose rich men and don”t look the other way. Without understanding, they begin to believe that they are like that.
You can accuse such women of meanness and selfishness, but in reality this is not the case. Instead of gold toilets and diamond chandeliers, they want stability. There is no need for surprises in the form of men losing their tenth job in a month. It is housewives who have the most debt and the strongest family relationships. From childhood they know what they need from their future and from whom they will need it by a certain time. Ideals and fantasies are not part of them. Housewives get what they want, rather than settling for less. However, those who meet the criteria can be guaranteed the comfort of an ideal home.
Cool chick
What do you get when you combine the world famous Hollywood film “Pretty Woman” with the unstable psyche of a teenage girl? You get what can only be described as the harmony of “women”s literature.”
The conversations are not about Europe, America or Australia (by the way, when was the last time you heard of them?). ), but about Russia and the CIS countries. Relatively recently, a large amount of Western cinema has leaked behind the old “Iron Curtain”, but it has already successfully taken root. Angelina Jolie and Julia Roberts boldly wore large necklines paired with miniskirts that covered only their thighs, becoming figures like Brad Pitt and James McAvoy, but little girls didn”t get too many of the right conclusions. In general, the main task of clothing is to evoke desire, according to your consciousness.
It is worth noting that the number of years lived has absolutely no effect on the state of the brain. In bars and nightclubs, such madams stand exclusively near the counter and hold expensive cigars in their teeth. However, suppose someone decides to approach her. If a person seems too simple or rude, he receives a caustic (if not an exact quotation from him) response to his remark, in the style of a crazy blockbuster. It”s not true that a person with a less than stellar memory will recreate something from memory, but it”s less offensive.
Now you need to read carefully. If you mistake a tough girl for a girl of simple virtue, it doesn”t take much to realize that her fists are pretty heavy. By the way, such a woman is waiting for him in this bar near Saratov.
When sobriety comes, this girl decides to look at life without the veil of alcohol before her eyes. She will probably be overcome by a feeling of guilt, and then, perhaps, remorse. In a moment of sincerity, the stream of words of this “fallen woman” could make not only a simple person, but even a fool (who recently received a two-hour ice pack for a black eye) shed tears.
Gabit classifications of the relationship between physique and character in men and women
Star of the evening
Despite all the diversity, some types of women never leave the stage. Listening to men talk, you can draw very clear conclusions. In Russia, almost all women are stars of the night. In the world, this category takes an honorable second place. So what kind of person is this? In fact, she is the most ordinary girl who can often be seen on the street. Simply put, she is everything at once: boss, girlfriend, wife, partner, cleaner, mother, colleague. Basically, they have few demands on their husbands. Perhaps this is why foreigners love Russians so much.
Even with all his individuality, the star of the program is easily recognizable. To make her stand out from the crowd, you can keep the woman away from social events for a year before taking her into a large, fun group. Before you leave the house, you need several hours of preparation, choosing clothes, makeup and hair styling. This part is inevitable. Already in the circle of new acquaintances, the star enjoys starting games such as forfaits and bottles (both traditional and the “sit down first” series), adding a funny competition of obscene stories at the end. As usual, she organizes local nudist training, wild beaches and naked dances at the table (if self-esteem and education (or blood alcohol level) allows).
The next morning after the celebration, the star turns into an ordinary, special (after all, all girls are special), decent woman. Now, instead of a holiday, she wants water, but it won’t last long.
Komsomol member of the XXI century _XXI
Our country has always had quite a large population that lived on squats, running and carrots, with broccoli for breakfast, lunch, dinner and afternoon tea. In general, there are and will always be fanatics of a healthy lifestyle. In Soviet times, Komsomol athletes were an example of a healthy lifestyle. They demonstrated their will to win by donning wetsuits and competing. Perhaps as children they puzzled over how “Russian women stop galloping horses and enter burning barns,” but in practice they found it a little awkward to practice such behavior under the weight of a hundredweight.
Local axes and iron disks are still preserved in villages and villages, but these are already a kind of local extreme capsules. In cities, however, you can often find cool fitness clubs. There you can pedal an exercise bike or run along the street.
It’s interesting that only girls often end up in the gym. The secret is that they work out at home for months before coming to the gym. They don”t want to look “not ice”. You can also often spot crowds of women in tight leggings and tops. In a word, these people practice spiritual and healing yoga.
The winner of “What? Where? When?”
A vivid and clear example of how a wise woman does this. Whoever came up with the popular joke about blondes has never seen a girl with an IQ above 90. Do you think they were just unlucky? No, they weren”t. In fact, highly developed women can see an ordinary, simple, boring man from a mile away. For the cover, choose an image of the owner, a cool chick or a clawed paw.
As befits an intelligent woman, she listens, absorbs information, gains new knowledge, prefers not to give advice left and right, thereby corresponding to the price of “smart”. They are looking for a couple of volumes of handbags, brands of clothing, brands of cars, but not in terms of erudition. Money can deceive, appearance will be spoiled over the years, but the heart will remain. Interesting conversations are valued much more than cheap shows.
Always try to learn how to be a good conversationalist. When you have exhausted your entire supply of knowledge and the conversation goes around the second circle, your choice will begin to disappear. It’s not a fact that you will dress up as the new Einstein, but some thoughts about it definitely arise. But don”t rack your brains looking for a beer belly or a double chin, because that”s not what you want. Because there”s no betting on it.
