Funny advice that married people give to young people
Without a doubt, marriage changes people. A year later, the marriage sector gained another five kilograms. On the contrary, others lose weight for nervous reasons. Some are closed and uncommunicative, others turn from gray mice into corporate souls. One thing is clear: almost everyone is married; worldview is changing. Both married men and married women have so much interesting advice to give to their younger peers that only marriage can give.
Contents of the article:
- 1. “Go to church! There you will find someone worthy.”
- 2. “Date guys who will be good fathers!”
- 3. “Just wait, and the Universe will create all the conditions for yours
- 4. “Keep dating the idiot!”
- 5. “Start calling the shots from the very beginning of the relationship.”
- 6. “Find someone younger”
- 7. “Hide the porn.”
- 8. “Find out what his (her) salary is”
1. “Go to church! There you will find someone worthy.”
“My married girlfriend encouraged me to go to a temple or religious organization to fulfill my love there. I”m not really religious. However, she stated that this fact does not play a special role. Firstly, my friends wisely told me that churches often give out free food. And secondly, you can really meet a decent man. What she meant by a “suitable” man then remained a mystery to me. And despite all her good recommendations, I did not go to church.
2. “Date guys who will be good fathers!”
A married friend of mine once told me. You should definitely meet this person. He is so sweet and will certainly be a good father to your children.”
This advice seemed more than strange to me. In fact, I am not trying to find a father for my future offspring. I need a cheerful man who shares my hobbies and interests. Married people often forget that there are many selection criteria. And it’s not that the man may be “so sweet” or that he has turned into a caring dad over the years. And even if that advice is valuable, finding a partner is unlikely to be something he listens to.”
3. “Just wait, and the Universe will create all the conditions for your meeting”
One couple, whose marriage was seriously damaged by esotericism, gave the following recommendations: Wait, idle. Be patient. And the wise Universe will eventually bring your prince to you on a white horse.”
“But what surprised me even more about the advice itself was the irony behind it. First, I didn”t need to “just look for a girl.” Second, these two met at a dubious, almost grueling training session. And they started cheating on each other, as well as their then-partners! They supposedly enjoyed it all, and soon got married. That happened ten years ago. Now this strange couple is divorced.”
4. “Keep dating the idiot!”
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“And my friend gave me bad advice. She asked if I wanted to meet her idol friend.” “Go with him, he”s so cute,” she said. When I asked her what she meant by “cute,” she replied, “Well, he”s good-looking.”
“Hmmm, he seemed convincing at first. I talked to him on the phone and set a date. When I met him, I was in for a very unpleasant surprise! This friend of mine resembled a large, hairy owl. First, he had a huge nest of curls on his head that he obviously hadn”t cut in two years. This made him look very effeminate and, in many ways, off-putting. But what was worse was that my new friends were wearing huge glasses! And even with them, he could barely see anything. So, throughout the entire date, he had to constantly grab my waist.”
“My friend started pestering me for money to see him again. With each date, the attraction between you grows, and I think that”s quite true. And yes, I met Mr. Rockmatine Owl again. But he remained ugly—so I just put on my miserable glasses and regretted wasting my time.”
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5. “Start calling the shots from the very beginning of the relationship.”
“From the very beginning of my marriage, my male colleague advised me never to take out the trash or wash the dishes with my fiancée.” What was his logic? He believed that through total domestic dominance, a real man can become a real man. Otherwise, his wife won”t take you seriously.”
6. “Find someone younger”
My cousin advised me to meet a young man much younger than me. All her widowed friends unanimously agreed that this was the most profitable option. After all, older men tend to live with fewer women. And if the husband is younger than his wife, then they have every opportunity to survive the long years of old age together. But, of course, at dinner I tried to change the topic of our conversation as quickly as possible.”
7. “Hide the porn.”
I grew up between 18 and 20 years old, when my peers were a little older than me. At this age you can have sex legally. One of my friends once said pointedly over a pint of beer. “Marriage is just a constant secret. Come here and I”ll show you how to hide porn on your phone.”
I won”t go into detail, but I will say it”s a good idea.” After a while, I saw his wife running through the house screaming in panic (they lived on opposite sides). The reason is unknown to me — I don”t know if she was afraid of pornography, etc. The next day my friend said that his wife needed to be returned immediately — she could not remain offended forever. Surely you already guessed how this thriller ended: this couple has been divorced for a long time.”
8. “Find out what his (her) salary is”
The worst thing you can do in your life is marry money rather than people. Of course, this is my opinion and I am not trying to force it on anyone. However, one of my friends constantly asked me to prove to her that living on the salary of a middle-level “be food” manager means not respecting yourself. When she talks about this, I always try to take our communication in a different direction. Indeed, when I influence her on this topic, she immediately begins to imagine a relationship guru who can solve the personal life issues of the entire population of the planet!
