A cruise you won”t forget: 7 days of never-ending debauchery
A bored, intelligent, elderly couple strolling along the deck? Forget it! Welcome to the most vicious cruise ship in history.
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Non-family vacation
You may have already heard of Desire Resorts (Desire for “Desire” in the UK), Resorts of The world of a fully realized pornographic film has been brought to reality.
If you haven”t heard about it, you”re missing out. In short, the entire sex tourism sector offers the wildest cruises where even the most perverted sex lover can satisfy his desires. Dressing, the embodiment of hidden desires is a reality. Does this sound crazy? Great, we”ve achieved it.
Desire began its first voyage off the coast of Venice. It was warm September in the garden, and every day the cruise participants were getting hotter. Travelers who tried five hot cities in Italy, Croatia, Slovenia and everything that was forbidden again tasted the Moor on the coast of Venice for seven magnificent days, five stops. What”s included in this seven day cruise? No dress code (no clothing required), erotic atmosphere, lots of sex and only alcohol.
As soon as you step over the side of the ship, you already feel how evil, freedom and madness are in the air here, enjoying life. Expect your week to be sex, sex, sex. In general, yes. With one small clarification: drainage obstacles that arise around you are the best example of unloading.
An upscale holiday for the temperamental character. Witnesses say this cannot be explained in words. “There are so many naked people, outdated theme nights, a greedy middle-aged couple. And all this in a very luxurious and stylish environment.”
As soon as you step onto the deck you are greeted by crowds of people handing you glasses of champagne and shouting “hello”, “welcome” and “buongiorno”. Noisy, fun, a lot of people. Those who feel uncomfortable in such an atmosphere can start by subverting the alcoholic glow.
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After dropping my things, I decided to walk to the pool, because they told me that there should be a lot of naked people there. I pushed the door open and this is what appeared before me: dicks, tits, asses. Everywhere” is an eyewitness revelation.
“Less than half the people were on the boat, but it still looked like a nudist colony. At least 50 people walked around with their butts bare. Wasting no time, they took off their clothes, although it was 60 degrees on this autumn day in northern Italy.
Of course, I wanted to capture the madness around me and share it with the world, but, alas, photography was strictly prohibited in public areas of the ship. It”s a shame!”
Tits, villains and old men
On the second night the theme of the party was “Sexy Superheroes”. I was sitting at a table near the bar, enjoying four glasses of wine, while a barely dressed couple smoked next to me. One woman, wearing a very unfavorable super tank top, took a close look at my lobster sweater and attacked me with her boots off. Her glass cocktail was spilling at every turn. With some caution, she asked why I wasn”t wearing a suit.
Yes, I was terribly prepared. My jam.
Cruise music group Neva
Twenty minutes passed and I was wearing a Harley Quinn outfit, red lipstick, fishnet tights with the words “Papa”s Lil Monster” painted on them and very loosely held breasts.
Honestly, my whole attitude was, “I’ll take 20!” seemed to shout “I”ll take 20!”, but what”s the difference? I was drunk enough not to wash myself. By the way, I don”t think Harley Quinn can be considered a hero. Technically, she”s a villain, but I wasn”t there to make Gikov”s argument.
I went to a disco and, to be honest, I have never seen people so far apart from each other. The dance floor was full of drunken middle-aged hedonists dressed as sexy versions of Superwoman, Lady Cat, Batman, Spider, Zorro and every superhero you could imagine.
Suddenly, out of the blue, an old man about 75 years old turned to look at me. He had gray hair, a red silk robe, slippers and a felt hat.
“Oh, you look amazing!” “He took my hand with both of his and kissed my knuckles—you remind me of my wife when we first met.” She was a goddess. Real. But not like that. Enthusiast.”
Wow! It”s a compliment!”
Summing up
It was a legend. Absolutely incredible. 10/10, I would recommend. who loves nudism and sex,” is our narrator’s impression of him.
