13 real stories about sex on a plane: awkwardness and condescending flight attendants
One of my main erotic fantasies: sex on airplanes, preferably with flight attendants. No, why are they here? They smile again, in their strict but elegant skirts, embodying erotic fantasies about strict but obligatory women!
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In fact, sex in public places is not always erotic and sexy. It can be a fun, vibrant and memorable experience, or it can be downright funny. Reddit users (Blessing of Cthulhu, online anonymity!) shared what they felt. Funny.
Thirteen stories about sex on a plane from real people
- My friend and I were flying to Florida on vacation, and we had a blanket in our carry-on luggage. Our neighbor went to the bathroom, and after a while we were jerking off to each other under the blanket. I did the same thing on the way back from Florida as adrenaline is known to heighten the senses” — nataliez23
(By the way, what makes this story especially charming is the fact that it”s a girl, as her nickname is “Natalie”. Oh, May. Another erotic fantasy for a fun moment on your own, right?)
- “My boyfriend”s fingers fucked me under the cover of the plane. On the flight home I “touched” him. This was also undercover. I apologize to the flight attendants.” — [flybiknight
(God, did you at least try not to ruin anything?)
- It was November 2005, somewhere over the Atlantic. I took an overnight flight from New York to London. My then-boyfriend (now husband) and I snuck into the handicapped bathroom. Luckily we weren”t caught. I”m glad that we joined the “Big Run” club!” — RSSD
(Oh God, people have sex in special needs bathrooms.) You are evil incarnate. Sounds like a dark comedy plot)
- When I”m on a plane, there”s usually no one around who wants to have sex with me, but I was masturbating in the toilet. I was very tired on the plane, so I decided to take the easy way out, because I sleep better if I stroke myself first” — Chucky Woon, Facebook
- About a year ago, my girlfriend and I flew from the UK. It was about three o”clock in the morning and we were a little excited. We went to the toilet while everyone else was sleeping and went about our business. It was fun, but it must have woken up some of us because when we came out, a few people were giggling.” — Kara Sims, Facebook
- I”m a flight attendant. I once witnessed a couple meeting before a flight. They sat down, and the other guide and I didn’t know that instead of soft drinks they brought alcohol. Halfway through the flight, they were already drunk and started kissing. Yes, before we could stop them, they partially undressed and got down to business. — Katie Durden, Facebook
- “My boyfriend and I had an argument before the flight. I put the tray down and pretended to hug him, but he was actually pulling his dick out of his trousers” (cydneyl).
- I was flying from my home in England to Dallas by plane and left it with my boyfriend in a crowded cabin. We waited until two o”clock in the morning until they turned off the lights and the flight attendant stopped coming and going. When I made the last movement with the hand with which he had finished, I called him “Daddy” and he bit the pillow on my neck without waking the old man who was sleeping next to us.” — Livi.
- “I was watching a movie on the flight, and let”s just say there were too many scenes with Zac Efron shirtless. Both of my neighbors fell asleep, rocking on the blanket like coconuts, put their hands under the blanket and started masturbating. I was a little afraid that the strong pressure drop would damage my penis and I wouldn”t be able to cum properly, but everything worked out, thank God” — booksandfashion
- “As a conductor of chatter, I often saw something. Embarrassing. One day, a man decided to “sharpen his sword” and sat down next to a stranger on an aisle seat, and then everyone around him woke up. He wasn”t even wearing a cover, he wasn”t wrapped in a blanket, and when we caught him, he didn”t look embarrassed.” Facebook, Katie Durden
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(Wow man, everyone needs confidence like you!).
Everyday life of a flight attendant: about caramels and sex in the toilet
- On our way to Miami, my boyfriend and I wanted to join the High Mileage Club. It was an awkward dance as we walked from the toilet and back to our room and tried to fit together so that we were only together and no one was bothering us. Presumably, the entire crew of the plane, as well as the passengers, had already understood what we were trying to do and were quietly laughing at us.
My boyfriend had to come there after he kept showing up between us because every time I waited for him in the bathroom, everything was already ready. Seriously, this was some kind of plane for people with digestive problems!
I was completely disappointed, but I still tried to go with him to the toilet one last time. I was simply shaking from nerves, excitement and adrenaline. I went into the bathroom, leaned against the wall and tried to look the same as always, but attractive and sexy.
The door opened. But it wasn”t my boyfriend! This was some absolutely unimportant, sweaty guy who wanted to feel safe! I didn”t know what to do, so I just went back to myself.”
(Hey girl, you can find more exciting adventures on a plane, you know.)
So, as you can see, sex on a plane is not always an erotic dream. Sometimes it”s just shameful horror. But if you still want to add to your collection “anywhere”, with an airplane with an airplane flag in your hand, good luck to you and the careless flight attendant!
