Queefing — how to get rid of unpleasant vaginal sounds
This is impossible, sensual and beautiful in cinematic sex. But in real life, sex is a big deal for two sweaty people under the covers. And during this event, that annoying thing happens when you want to smoke a little in the garden next to the potatoes so that no one else in your life can find you. For example, “Quif”.
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What is this anyway?
The word “quetting” comes from the English Queeping, which, in turn, comes from Queef. This has been translated so as not to offend the tender eyes and ears of the readers of this article. The translation may be a little allegorical — a very rude and uncensored name for launching gas. Agas. In other words, when a woman”s vagina makes this sound during sex, it”s like she ate a lot of pea soup the night before.
Why is this happening?
Typically, this occurs during penetrative sex with a man”s penis or dildo. When one of them enters the vagina, a small amount of air enters. Air is introduced into the vaginal folds. Because, you know, it”s not flat and smooth. And if too much air accumulates, the vagina pushes it out.
Fun fact: This can happen not only during penetrative sex, but also in other situations, such as during exercise. If at the same time the girl works on her stomach (bending, lifting) or takes unusual poses (for example, doing yoga).
In addition, sometimes the “delays” may stop. So, for example, today a girl was doing yoga and during a particularly difficult asana, air got into her vagina. The next day she had a strength training session, and when they squatted on the horizontal bar, the air spontaneously returned with a strong blow. This is an inevitable process.
It can also occur in gynecological settings when gynecologists or girls insert tampons, menstrual cups or adult toys. The principle is the same everywhere. For some reason there is some air inside it and it needs to come out.
Quif” is sometimes called “vaginal gas”, but in fact the nature of these sounds is different — purely mechanical. The vagina flexes. It simply does not move it further and does not pass out. The actual release of gas occurs due to the activity of bacteria in the intestines, and this process is usually accompanied by a specific smell. Of course, daisies.
Is it dangerous? Is this due to some kind of illness?
No, no. As already mentioned, this is purely a mechanism and a coincidence of circumstances. Air is needed to get inside. If quitting smoking is not accompanied by a specific odor or unpleasant discharge, everything is fine. In this regard, you should consult a doctor, since an unpleasant odor and discharge are symptoms of many vaginal diseases.
The only exception is that quitting smoking may not be as safe for pregnant women. This is because air could theoretically enter the pelvic veins and cause the risk of air embolism. This means it can enter the body and harm the fetus. The uterus is located in the vagina, very close to the vagina.
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Rather, this risk is theoretical and not documented, but the female body is very vulnerable to pregnancy, and it is better to be aware of all the negative consequences.
But I do this very often!
It happens. Some vaginas simply tend to become tight and the inner tissue tends to relax. Refusal to have sex sometimes occurs after pregnancy (because the vaginal tissue has been severely damaged and weakened) or if the girl has lost significant weight (because the vaginal tissue has been severely damaged and weakened).
In this case, the skin cannot keep up with the passing kilograms and straightens out. This is typical for the entire body of women with sharply reduced weight, including the vagina. There are more folds in which, accordingly, air can accumulate.
Can this be prevented somehow?
A strategic method that can theoretically reduce the number of quiffs is Kegel exercises. The vagina tends to contract and there are soft, relaxed muscles inside it. Kegel exercises strengthen the pelvic floor muscles (originally developed to help women experiencing urinary incontinence problems after childbirth), each of which results in a decrease in QUIF.
Farting sounds from the vagina in inverted positions. entry of air and water. why does this happen?
It is not recommended to actively perform such exercises while urinating. This can lead to problems with the bladder — it does not empty completely.
A way to prevent throwing during sex is to try a position. In some of them, where the woman”s legs are closely pressed together, kvof is rarely found.
If your legs are spread wide, as in the missionary position, or if your hips are raised (as in the “baking dog” position), this sets the stage for quitting smoking. Safer poses include spoon pose, with your feet together. It is more difficult to penetrate enough internal air to produce a sound output.
Overall, however, this is a fairly individual question. Thus, if a girl is very anxious, she and her partner can experiment to find a comfortable position in which kyphosis will not occur. Perhaps some new convenient positions will open up in the process, but they have not been tried yet.
You can’t try if conditions have already been created for him that prevent throwing (he had sex in a position with air and air got into the vagina).
It is also impossible to avoid it simply because of the way a woman”s physiology is structured. In fact, not only can you come to terms with this: quif happens, and nothing can be done about it.
What, nothing more can be done?
Agas. In fact, as a rule, struggling to quit smoking is pointless. This is an absolutely harmless feature of the female body, it is not a symptom of a disease, the only harm is embarrassment, which is also determined by mediocre ignorance of physiology and its connection with intestinal gases.
If the partner does not approve, does not express himself with inappropriate jokes and does not assent to Cthulhu, and is not disgusted by the sounds that a woman’s vagina makes — well, such a vile, vile woman does not always voice his beautiful, pure and pretty left hand. Satisfy her for the rest of her days and the woman will find a man who understands her body better and has a little brain and tact.
Well, seriously speaking, quitting smoking should not be taken seriously. You shouldn”t pay too much attention to this; after all, sex as a principle of life is quite ridiculous and ridiculous. And if you comment on it, it will be better than a joke. For example, about a cannon that fired a salvo as the ship entered the harbor.
