American Sexual Taboos: Try Not to Laugh!
Many people believe that the United States is still a comfortable, prosperous, and free country. But remember, the country is not homogeneous. Different states have their own traditions, distinct ways of life, and dominant religions. Furthermore, Americans are a very outspoken people.
When certain offenses or crimes are brought before the courts, they typically react to them in their own unique way. They issue appropriate prohibitions. However, from the outside, these same prohibitions can look quite comical.
So, for those traveling to the United States for vacation or business, or simply interested in the laws of different countries, here are the officially accepted sexual taboos. And try not to laugh.
Let’s start with the famous Washington, D. C. Imagine. Here, sex with virgins is prohibited. Everything is prohibited without exception. Perhaps, to completely lose their virginity, the local poor have to go somewhere else.
By the way, now it’s clear why Hawaii is so popular among locals. Yes, El Dorado is new to me. But apparently the locals aren’t having much fun. If you want to be first, take your girlfriend to hell.
I wonder if, out of desperation and poverty, a local beauty decides to rid herself of such “problems,” will this law apply to her too? Apparently so. Because this state has another glorious law. That is, only missionary status is permitted. Anything else is illegal extravagance. How lucky are the prostitutes in Washington! The very conditions of work in the “house.”
I wonder if, out of desperation and poverty, a local beauty decides to rid herself of such “problems,” will this law apply to her too? Apparently so. Because this state has another glorious law. That is, only missionary status is permitted. Anything else is illegal extravagance. How lucky are the prostitutes in Washington! The very conditions of work in the “house.”
Speaking of virtuous women, not everyone is as lucky as in the previous states. In Pennsylvania, you can’t have sex with a truck driver in your car. Driving or standing—the law is silent. Local women of love seem to be expected to go outside in any weather. Instead, I brought my tent. The key is to stand out from a distance and walk instead of advertising.
Russian men should not take their followers to Minnesota. Combining the arrival celebration with sex may not work. Here it is forbidden to fall in love with representatives of the stronger sex if they smell of garlic or onions. But what to do if there are no such snacks – less than 100 grams?
It is difficult to imagine how local wives suffered and passed such laws. In Minnesota, do they grow onions and garlic on an industrial scale for the entire US?
By the way, even in Iowa you are not allowed to interfere. There, men are not allowed to drink more than three bottles of beer during sex. Tell me, when you overcome thirst, should you drink water or something else?
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many countries have many interesting traditions. There are no exceptions – and some sexual taboos sometimes cause unwanted smiles.
Overall, some laws are simply genuinely troubling. If you are traveling to Nebraska, make sure you have a clean nightgown. Only here you can have sex. If you don’t know what a nightgown is, if you’ve been sleeping without one for a long time, you finally have a reason to visit your grandmother! She will show it to you, tell you everything and even lend it to you. Especially when traveling abroad.
South Dakota cares about guests or maids. It is forbidden to have sex on the hotel floor here. Gentlemen, what should you do if the bed creaks beyond belief? Wake up the whole hotel, or what?
Montana went further and banned sex near the home. Everything would be fine, but after reading the law in full, it turns out that sex near the house after sunset is prohibited. In other words, during the day – as long as you like? This law was apparently initiated by a neighbor. Hmmm, it’s so dark I can’t see anything! So why moan and groan while stimulating the imagination?
Wyoming isn’t far behind. Sex at the entrance to the store is prohibited. Imagine this: An officer appears and, according to the building plans, begins to check whether this part of the building is considered the entrance to the store, or whether it is already considered the beginning of the sidewalk. The following follows from this.
Illinois is a state that always controls itself. How else can you explain the following taboos? If during sexual intercourse one of the partners says “no,” the other should stop immediately. Otherwise, consensual sex instantly turns into rape.
Once you reach the top, you will have a “no” look on your face. And what? Did you immediately get up, say “God Bless America” and go to the kitchen for a cup of tea? Perhaps half the men in Illinois are legally deaf and mute.
For what reason did you not have sex?
In Oregon, it is against the law to swear during sex with your wife. Hence the conclusion: don’t quarrel or get married. Because nothing is said about women. And if you didn’t really like your romance with your other half, express everything you think about it after the process is completed.
Utah is home to some very loving people. They never miss an opportunity to have sex, even when they are in intensive care. That’s understandable, but what about the last time? This, apparently, only confuses doctors.
Therefore, it was accepted that it was forbidden to indulge in carnal desires with men who were admitted to the intensive care unit. I wonder if this is possible with women? Representatives of the fairer sex seem more persistent and, in spite of everything, still get to the sector.
In New Mexico, if your car has curtains, you can make love in it. It’s clear why “Soviet tuning” of cars was so fashionable for my grandfather: it was a way to make love in the car. Curtains of all types in the back seat and soft pillows.
In Oklahoma, it is illegal to masturbate while watching someone have sex in a car. Guys, let’s look at the example of the people of New Mexico. The curtains are drawn and we are not tempting anyone.
Finally, in the state of Kentucky, women are allowed to walk on the roads in swimsuits only if accompanied by police. Without them, it is an offense. Do law enforcement officers make money as pimps, or do they just like to stroll down the street with their ladies in swimsuits?
Have you met a dreamy young beauty in Hawaii and decided to leave your mother-in-law? No problem! If a girl is under 18, her parents will suffer for having sex with her. Three years in prison for failing to raise a chaste daughter.
These are the complex laws governing sexuality in the United States. It is surprising that some states have not yet disappeared. However, what a sin to hide them. The main thing is not the regulations themselves, but how carefully they are implemented. Somehow it’s hard to believe that all the virgins in Washington have lost their virginity outside of it.
