Dating a stripper: an incredible adventure or a headache
What do you want from a stripper? A few fun evenings in the city with your little beauty? Free passage to Buber, where did you meet her? True love forever? Sex? If you date a stripper and go into it without a goal, it is defined as a failure because she is operating on her own terms.
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She”s only playing with you because she”s dating 50 guys a night who are potential dates. She thinks she can meet someone who can handle her, but no one can. You will never change her and drag her away from the striptease building. Remember this.
A stripper”s job is to make men fall in love with her by making them fall in love with her with slobbering eyes, and because of this, most men are confused about what they actually need to do to meet a stripper.
You”re not special
You are one of the 88 men she is currently having sex with, and one of the 100 who see her naked every night. Her job is to make them feel like they”re the only ones she”s interested in. She is paid very well for this skill. The sultry look she gives you across the green-eyed dinner table is the same look that makes 75 men overnight become rude to their wallets and let a handful of paper get them on her chord.
Remember that strippers are always around men with money, so you may have to maintain a certain lifestyle to get her interested in the first place. You may also have to visit the strip club a few times to get her attention. In general, treat a stripper like any other woman, but be more sensitive to the lifestyle she leads at work.
She makes more money than you! Get used to it
Note that she makes more than most of the financiers who represent most of her clients. You shouldn”t expect her to pay you anything. It”s not in her nature. Every evening everyone shows it off all night long and brings out a stack of crispy redberries.
If you get emotionally involved with this girl, you”re in for a hurricane of pain.
Relationships with strippers: ruined dates, broken windows, holes in doors, multiple exes and husbands, an encyclopedia of 1, 000 “friends” constantly calling and suppressing client orders that had been stalking her for six months. Her apartment is littered with high-heeled shoes with damp leather straps and cheap, empty tubes of body gloss, mascara, prescription drugs and acne cream dripping inside.
She has more guy friends than you at school and university
When you meet a stripper and think things are going to be romantic, sometimes they just stare. A male friend asks her in front of you if she wants to go somewhere, and she looks at you with bright eyes and says, “Yes, GOWE, have fun!” And you answer: “Yes, I want to.” And you say yes, still clinging to that glimmer of hope. And you”ll spend the next three hours seething with rage because she”s the most popular girl in the bar and every person with a penis wants to jump on her. Strippers — Houlgon flies through the stripper”s building at a very unsafe speed.
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These are difficult times. We are all in a constant state of stress. Anxieties are fueled by the media and every day they feed us not the most rosy news.
All these “Friend Palaces” started out just like you, boss. They saw the promise of Earth and thought they could get there. Once they got tired of the nonsense and drama, or when she found someone else, they were sent as friends. They were able to buy a fucking yacht with all the money that trickled into her line, and now they continue to hold on to the last relic of hope, thinking that she can forgive them for getting drunk at night.
You could all get together and swap similar stories about your night, swap hopelessly crazy sessions of complete frustration and confusion.
She”ll blow you off on three dates in a row
As long as you keep calling, she knows you are on her leash. The Saturday night dinner and special room you offered evaporate after she tells you she”s leaving town with her “friends.”
Of course it”s crazy, but remember what is necessary and what is not possible.
Cluster headache
Don”t ask her about tattoos unless you want to look like one of her clients.
Don”t do it unless absolutely necessary. You need to take the keys to your apartment from her so you can feed her cat. If you”ve made it this far in your information, you”re now one of her “friends” and can change your sexual fantasies about her by fighting her off on the pillow after throwing some whiskey at the cat.
Don”t try to catch up with her. Don”t miss a single day of work. She works at night, and you work during the day. Continue your work. The day is spent in the solarium and chic street cafe. There she and her stripper “friend” eat slash salad with salmon and dressing.
Remember this: kiss her on the cheek when she”s having dinner at your place and you”ll impress her with your ability to handle the kitchen and wine. However, some nights you will have to find her phone in her purse and remove the battery. After all, it means constantly making phone calls and eventually finding something or someone.
Run out of battery or get a call in the middle of the night when romantic music is playing in the background, a candle casts a soft glow on the room, and you”re thinking about “going for the attack.” This call is undoubtedly from one of her “friends” who is going to a party in a suburban bar, and suddenly she shouts enthusiastically and throws the address into his hands: “Let’s go to some place with my friends sometime (probably with a crowd of people like you).
Remember this: on tour in the UK in 1973, strippers were pampered more than WHO. In Strapperville they have so much freedom and money that it is difficult to communicate with them. They have it all, and they don”t really need you. All they need is a drink and work. Yes, work. It”s what fuels their lifestyle and you can”t take it away from that lifestyle. Don”t provide it.
If your goal is anything from the list above, you should understand that “sex” requires at least five dates. At least. This figure is 15, 000 rubles per day. Fold it. It”s a great body and there are no brown lines, but you might want to look into escorts in your area who can push you through to day five. With an escort you get what you want right away.
Good luck in Strapperville. It will be a short stay, but one that will be talked about for years to come.
