A guide written in the blood of sweaty vacationers for those heading out into nature.

Groups of men usually enjoy picnics by the river and having a fun and active time. Women are invited to these places, and since there are fewer women and more men, they instinctively gravitate toward the richest men.

Contents of the article:

• “Cherchez la femme.” From the life of vacationers, 1980. (excerpt)
• I”m so in love with you!!! (From the life of vacationers)

Talk about safety measures in nature.

• Recreation includes everything, not just being accompanied by the first car you come across, so you don”t get drunk, and getting the most out of your money.
• Keep in mind that many people have time to sleep, since after six o”clock there will be an unspoken division between those who are having a good time and those who are drinking heavily. Your task is to act as quickly and efficiently as possible to get what you asked for.
• Don”t intimidate women with your appearance. According to the story of the prostitute who was terrified when she saw a naked man emerging from the forest with a concrete trough, it all sounds like the beginning of a zombie apocalypse.
• Don”t upset your wife. You should get home on time, if at all possible.

“Cherchez la femme.” From the life of vacationers, 1980. (excerpt)

Recreation in nature can be safe. It”s important to remember moderation—even in matters such as picnics with copious amounts of drinking, there”s moderation. You should also consider whether you need a personal problem in the form of a girl invited for company. Naturally, everyone wants to relax and have the most fun. However, don”t lose your head to avoid consequences years later. The main thing is not to get completely drunk before doing anything. And the rest will remain: create a ton of unforgettable impressions and don”t be embarrassed in front of your wife, girlfriend, or loved one. Share this with your friends.