7 masturbation spots you need to try before you get old
Gone are the days when masturbation was considered almost a mortal sin. Now everything has changed. The prevailing view today is that masturbation is a safe and effective way to induce and relieve sexual arousal.
This type of activity is especially important for men”s sexual health. If sexual arousal occurs (which regularly occurs in healthy men of childbearing age), it must be removed.
Many doctors consider masturbation to be almost the same hygienic procedure as brushing your teeth or washing your face. In contrast, they are much more fun.
7 types of masturbation
Masturbation in unusual places adds extra spice to the process.
Shower — designed for luxurious masturbation. Here you don”t have to worry about anything and you can feel completely free. Nothing gets dirty, nothing splashes.
The whole body opens, moisturizes and warms up. You can search for the penis as well as other hidden sexual areas.
You can also perform unique sexual stimulation on the male body, namely the G-spot, a type of prostate gland. Access to the stimulation of this important gland is in the most convenient place for showering.
This type of masturbation requires careful and well-groomed hands. If your hands are numb from working, you should use surgical gloves, even in the shower.
First, gently stimulate the anal contour with one finger. Then slowly insert your finger and gently massage the prostate.
As the pleasure intensifies, the speed of movement increases until the climax of the event. However, you can”t get too carried away. You must be very careful not to damage the thin lining of your intestines.
Instead of fingers, you can use special toys or prostate stimulators. The perfectly smooth surface allows for more intense movements.
In addition, in the shower you can control the temperature and water pressure as you wish and direct tantalizing jets to the most sensitive areas.
- During lunch break
Masturbation sessions in the middle of the workday can help you relax and relieve stress. Of course, to do this you need to find a secluded place with a random audience.
Well, if you have your own office. There you can relax and no one will disturb you.
Sex expert Laura Dellalato advises careful preparation before masturbating in public. Of course, the possibility of getting caught adds to the thrill. However, you need to do everything possible to avoid getting caught.
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Self-sufficiency is a good thing because you don”t need to look for a partner, prepare for sex, or wait for the right moment. Everything you need is right there.
Be aware that intense ejaculation is possible. The traces of this “crime” must be carefully concealed. Failure to do so can lead to problems, especially if you”re not the boss, and the boss will deduce what you did at lunch based on the telltale signs. A boss who shows off in front of his subordinates in suspiciously stained clothes isn”t worth it either.
Small pocket masturbators will help you avoid trouble. There”s no shortage of such models available.
Women find it even easier to masturbate in public. Vibrating panties were developed for this purpose; they can be worn like regular panties and used as intended whenever the need arises.
A parked car is practically your own private bedroom. It”s incredibly relaxing. However, it”s best to take precautions to ensure no one is nearby and even suspects your secret.
To create a mask, place a folded sweater on your lower body, slide your hands under your waistband, and do whatever you want. For those looking out the wrong car window, you”re the one sitting in the chair, thinking about whatever you”re focusing on. There”s nothing interesting here—nothing to see. No one will notice you.
Masturbating in the parking lot will be your little secret that no one knows about.
- Opposite your partner
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After the performance, sex usually gets very heated. This is because the sight of a partner masturbating acts as a powerful aphrodisiac.
- Mutual masturbation
This is a great way to mutually inflame and accelerate intense orgasms during regular sex.
Masturbation with a partner solves all the problems when it”s best to abstain from penetrative sex (for example, pregnancy or medical advice).
For mutual masturbation, you can use both adult toys and your hands.
If it suddenly turns out that condoms and other forms of protection are unavailable, and pregnancy is now a necessity and undesirable, then masturbation with a partner becomes the safest sex in the world. And very enjoyable.
- Restaurants (public places)
There are two ways to masturbate in restaurants: in a restroom stall and under the table in the dining room. Restrooms aren”t the most romantic places, but you can enjoy complete privacy. In the stalls, you”ll only be disturbed by the smells and sounds coming from neighboring stalls.
In dining rooms where the tables are tightly covered with long tablecloths, you can masturbate without worry. However, the feeling of danger doesn”t go away after the session. It”s also important to properly control your breathing and facial expressions so that no one notices. If you”re caught, a scandal or even a fine cannot be avoided.
You can learn this in a restaurant with private dining rooms. Here, you”ll find good food, a sophisticated atmosphere, and complete privacy. Hotel rooms are essentially no different from your own bedroom. They have everything you need: a bed, a bathtub, a shower, soap, towels, and absolute privacy. There”s even a TV where you can watch movies, including pornographic ones, if that”s your thing. And when your appetite gets whetted from sex games, just call and they”ll deliver food to your room.
All this makes hotel entertainment a pleasant experience, even if you”re on a business trip.
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