And why is this “a drunken woman . not her mistress”?
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Then I wake up in the morning with this feeling. I have a headache. My body is breaking. Something hurts in the lower abdomen too. There are condoms everywhere, the corpse of a man who has not yet slept off it, and it all looks like a successful New Year”s corporate party. And all that remains is to shrug your shoulders and fly off to adventure. Convenient, isn”t it?
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Here are some more playful examples where “I”m not the hostess” is a great excuse.
Women
Darling, forgive me. Yes, yes, I cheated on you with your friend. A? You weren”t my friend? And why are you so angry? And what was your father? Damn, but it”s well preserved. Well, darling, don”t be angry! It”s not my fault, he”s here!
We drank. You can”t judge a drunk person. Well, Masik, well, dear, well, honey, well, I didn’t want to, honestly, honestly! Should I ask you to cook dinner? Do you want a blowjob? Oh, go on!
What do you mean by “that”s no excuse”? Haven”t you heard this saying? Don”t you respect folklore? Do you respect Russian culture? Oh, you are ignorant! Mom, I married ignorance, ignorance, no wonder I deceived you with your father — at least he respects culture and understands literature, and you. You. Yes, you just don”t deserve yourself! Leave! And don’t leave without flowers!”
“So what do we have here.” Oh, what a headache. What happened yesterday? “So I was studying for my exams. Mom said again that if I didn”t get an A, she would send it to my grave. I was nervous. Anka called me and said that she was going to do this, to the club, and invited me to go with her. At first I refused, but I never went to the club. Then I remembered the quarrel with my mother. and went.
What happened next? Anya sewed and gave me her dress, I looked like God would forgive me, and. Man with a cocktail. Second man with a cocktail. They took me to a BDSM party. And here I am.
God, where did that whip come from?! And the mask? What is this, a penile bun? Okay, fine. Damn, it hurts between my legs. Now the main question is: who used it and on whom? I seem to remember you calling me madam. Was I dominant? And they. my slaves?! And I.
Hurry home before your mother burns you! What do you think I should tell her? I need to chew some gum, kill the smell, damn, my head hurts. I lost my virginity to three men at once! Bwin! I don”t know whether to be afraid or happy.
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Well, with him, after all, I’ve wanted this for so long, and now this is the case! There are a few things to keep in mind. And in general, a woman who revels in her femininity is not a mistress. And so it was. I don”t remember this at all, but maybe I just dreamed it.
Oh, what is this? SMS. “I liked everything. Maybe we can do it again?”
For men
“Well, my dear, how are you feeling after yesterday? What do you mean you don’t remember? Of course, yesterday you said that you were my slave. We made love until the morning, I tied you to the bed. I wanted to ask if it was too rough for you and if anything would hurt you.
Oh, why a pillow! Hey, listen, you yourself agreed. I told you: why insert a vibrator into the anus, no matter how much or little it is. And you: no, not too many, let’s do two at a time. Naturally, everything that hurt you, you wanted. What, my back hurts? No wonder you attacked me like that yesterday. Did I rub it all on myself? Well, the lace hugs the trousers, they always chafe. That”s why they hang on the chandelier.
Yes, I really liked it. It seems to me that you need to drink more often, you are such a relaxed person, you agree with everything. What are you saying? “Drunk women are not mistresses”? Oh, okay, of course, you decided, because you’ve been wanting something like this for a long time.
A drunk woman is not the owner of her cheesecake. a story of betrayal.
(And who cares if you successfully came up with trigganization.)
“No, no, no, I’m not going anywhere! No clubs, no girlfriends. Listen, I know you. “Drunk women are not mistresses,” you say, “you pour liters of cocktails into yourself, dance on bar counters, get even more drunk with your girlfriends, undress strippers.” And I’ll take you somewhere from Tambov. Stay at home! I’ll find a hostess.”
But seriously?
But seriously, these are all jokes to entertain you.
In fact, a lot of sex and alcohol are extremely incompatible. A little wine for relaxation — but drinking until you go crazy and then doing whatever you want in bed is a bad idea.
Whether a person is drunk or sober, no one has the right to have sex with him without explicit consent. And if a person is drunk to the point of insanity, then he no longer thinks with his head and therefore cannot reliably give consent with the help of a couple of alcohol. Therefore, even if you really want to, take your stump and don’t touch it. Proverbs do not justify violence.
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