How to properly masturbate a guy — men give advice
All men love sex. Or at least most of them. And they all especially love having sex with themselves. Just him, his hands and a hot video on the computer or smartphone screen. But ladies, it”s not so wrong to assume that men masturbate the same way for the rest of their lives.
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We offer you a selection of 15 of the most unusual (and sometimes bizarre) masturbation techniques for men. All of them were tested directly by men and passed on to us, so to speak, “first hand.” Warning: We are not responsible for the safety of the following masturbation methods and do not recommend their use. All at your own peril and risk.
Unusual masturbation techniques for men
- Rolled carpet
When I was a child, I rolled up the rug in my room, lay down on it, and rubbed myself against it. I don’t know why, but I always felt hot during the process. Sometimes it would take more than an hour before I got pleasure, and I had a lot of abrasions on my body. If you do this too often, it will take a long time to regain sensitivity.”
- Hands off!
Some men can come even without stimulation itself. Sometimes they ejaculate without using their hands. Sometimes they concentrate on tensing and relaxing the muscles of the penis until orgasm is achieved.
- Experiments with a folding bed.
One day when I was a student, I realized that my foldable mobile phone had a very powerful vibration function, which got me thinking. I folded the two halves of the phone and tried to put my penis inside. I turned on vibration. I didn”t orgasm, but it definitely felt very good.”
“Every man has probably wondered what would happen if he stuck his penis in a running vacuum cleaner. I mean, it”s an 8 out of 10. It”s a great feeling, but of course you have to be very careful because it”s a very noisy vacuum cleaner. And vacuum cleaners are very noisy things, so someone will definitely realize that you”re not busy cleaning.
- Cushions
“When I was a student, I masturbated between the cushions of the sofa in the living room. I still think about it sometimes when I visit my old house.”
- Lego masturbator in a tube
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As a teenager, when my hormones were raging, I decided to build myself a real Lego Masterbator. Of course, it”s very difficult to talk about it with people, but I”m really proud of what I built back then. Since then I have made many changes and several improvements to my building. In a real sense, this is the best “adult toy” I have at the moment.”
- Imitation of sexual intercourse in bed
“Most men masturbate with their hands, but in my case the usual method does not work. Instead, I lie face down on the bed and hold my penis in my hand. From the outside it looks like I”m having sex. I climax immediately: after about a minute I experience an orgasm that is greater than intercourse with a partner.
- Shower sponge
“When I was younger, I would shower with a hand towel while masturbating. It was scratchy, but soap will help. I always did it in the shower, but here”s the problem: I don”t know who that hand towel belonged to. It was always in my bathroom.
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- Toilet paper roll
When I was 11 years old, I masturbated with a cardboard toilet paper roll. This continued until I started bleeding. However, I admitted: this was a bad idea from the very beginning. In no case do I recommend repeating my experience.”
- Fire making technique
“When I was a boy, I discovered a new way of masturbating. I must warn you. Imagine that you have to light a fire with two sticks. One stick is on the ground, the second stick is standing vertically and immediately rotates back and forth. My penis was next to the vertical stick. I rubbed my penis repeatedly until it bled, and I really enjoyed doing it.”
When I was in 8th grade, I discovered that squeezing and bouncing my erect penis between my thighs could be a lot of fun. Yes, I had to jump for a long time, and I was physically exhausted, but the orgasms I experienced were worth it.”
- Banana peel
“Peel the banana (obviously right after you take the banana out), insert the penis inside, then start “hiding” it until you”re done. Honestly, the feeling is just explosive, and the smell is very pleasant.”
“I almost always masturbate this way. I wrap myself completely in bedding, blankets, and sheets, working on it, and imagining the giant swallowing me.”
- Butter Lube
When I was in school, I was always worried that my parents would find lube in my room. And I”d be embarrassed because everyone would guess what I was doing there. I immediately figured out how to use butter as lube. I always saved it and hid it under my bed.”
- Packaging a Backpack
“I always used the side pocket of my backpack for masturbation. There was no lube. It was, so to speak, for the rigors, and completely masculine.”
