Kiara Mia — biography of Kim Kardashian from AliExpress
Ah, this corrupt modern world. When you hear the name “Kiara”, do you also think of the sequel to the 90s cartoon “The Lion King”? Sequel!) ? There was also Simba”s daughter, her name was Kiara. Yes? Well, welcome to the real world! Here your childhood dreams will be crushed into pieces by pinwheels!
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Because this article is about a woman named Kiara Mia (or Kiara Mia in English). Yes, she is a porn actress.
Early years
Is it funny that an article like this talks about the “early years”? Type: early days of Pushkin. Early works of Tolstoy. Early and works of porn actresses in the MILFs genre. Unfortunately, not much can be said about Chiara, since nothing is known about her until 2011, when she began acting in pornography. So let”s talk a little about how beautiful she is. For fans, of course. But in any case, Kim Kardashian”s performance in the parody is not pointless! Right. Chiara was born on January 24, 1977. This means that her zodiac sign is Aquarius. (And the famous song began to play.) By the way, Aquarius is creative, unpredictable and out of this world. It”s very Aquarius to turn to pornography to overcome your midlife crisis! Chiara was born in Los Angeles, California. Whether this name is Chiara Mia is unknown, but most likely it is a pseudonym, which somehow does not sound very realistic and is not only too catchy and memorable, but porn actresses use pseudonyms 90% of the time.
Little is known about her family, only that she”s clearly from the South. In an interview, Chiara stated that she has a mix of Mexican, Indian, and Latino ancestry. That”s not the main point, although it”s evident in her distinctive complexion and dark skin—she knows how to dye her hair and tan in a tanning bed—but in the distinctive, rough, sensuality of her facial features. She has a body shape that, as you know, is very typical for porn actresses, especially in the MILF genre, which is where Chiara works. Athletic and curvy, with a thin waist and impressive breasts. Wikipedia says it”s natural. Yeah, that”s the natural breast shape in this world, right? Like two giant (seriously, they”re the size of basketballs) gel balls sticking out from under her T-shirt. What the hell does that mean? Is Wikipedia deceiving its users? What can you believe in this world? Chiara has black eyes, and her hair is likely dyed. Her measurements are quite comfortable: she”s 163 cm tall and weighs 59 kg. Considering she”s only 44, these measurements are quite impressive. After 40, her metabolism slows, but her diet remains the same. Chiara has quite a few tattoos.
- On her lower back is the inscription “Love is Kind,” which translates as “love is kindness” or “love is good.” Perhaps Chiara is religious: the Bible contains verses about “love is kind, love is patient,” and so on, with a similar message.
- There used to be an inscription on her left shoulder blade, but it”s now adorned with a dragon tattoo. Perhaps this inscription was connected to someone with whom Chiara broke up and now doesn”t want the tattoo to remind her of them. Or perhaps she got the tattoo out of youth and foolishness.
- She also has an ink design on her left leg above the knee. There are two Chinese characters on her ankle, but their meaning is unknown. Possibly “braised beef.” Well, you know, sometimes tattoo artists have fun and give clients all sorts of nonsense. So if you”re thinking of getting a tattoo, proceed with caution, otherwise you”ll end up with something like “sour milk” written on your chest.
- There”s also some text under her right hand”s pinky, but it”s too hard to see, considering that in videos, Kiara usually, well. doesn”t lie still, let”s say.
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Career success
In any case, Chiara started acting in adult films when she was 34 years old. This happened in 2011. As a rule, this is very unusual, because girls come into the porn industry very young — 18, 20 and to a lesser extent 25 years old. Because of her age, Chiara immediately fell into the “MILF” category. Moreover, visually she was ideal for this category: impressive, chic breasts, sensual facial features and that’s it. It”s like she stepped out of a teenage fantasy of a hot “mom” who tells you everything you need to know.
* “Mommies crave young kittens” (the seventh part, by the way, I wonder what the first ones were about, not a single guess at all);
- “Lesbian Fantasies” (short and tasteful), “Sexy” (even shorter and tastier);
- “Asian Bad Girls” (ok, but Kiara is Latina, that has something to do with it);
- “Big Tits at School” (what, without a woman? Is this some kind of new post-meta-post-meta-meta-post-ironic interpretation of Gogol’s “The Nose”?);
- “Dick on My Brain 3” (is this some kind of horror?);
- “Reverence for the ass of a femme dominatrix” (well, it’s not for nothing that Kim Kardashian played);
- “Hand work and handcuffs”;
- Latin Mommies 2″ (do you also remember the movie “Big Momma”s House” from the nineties?);
- “Love Story” (Francis Lay, the author of the famous romantic song with a similar title, is rolling over in his grave);
- “Mommy does it better” (Mommy from Rapunzel was running somewhere here);
- “Ass Parade 41” (prestigious show, must be).
- And much more. Chiara has been removed to this day. As you can tell, her videos are classics. Hot mom, sick boy or sexy young stepdaughter, seductive teacher. Nothing is really original, but the classics never get old.
Awards
Awards
Films at Night (eloquently) nominated her for Best Breasts in 2013;
- As the owner of the best body in the world of the porn industry in the same year;
- In 2014, as many as two organizations tried to admire her breasts again, but alas, alas.
- In 2015, viewers rebelled and asked to nominate her as the hottest milf porn actress three times, but to no avail.
- And in 2016 too.
- How about starting the hashtag #wesuportkiara in the name of such injustice? Or “I/we are kiara”? Of course this is a joke. And yet.
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