Funny thoughts during a threesome that everyone has
A threesome is one of the most common erotic fantasies, but when you come out of the fantasy, you suddenly realize that it”s actually quite, um, confusing. Here together you may not know how to take a running start from your knees and elbows. Here we have six pairs of knees and elbows! So threesomes are a constant mess. But it”s fun! For example, this.
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Threesome in questions and exclamations
Yes, that”s a reference to Chekhov in an article about threesomes. Now you have seen everything.
- Who will start first? How does it start?
- Well, well, like in childhood, in the classics: when you’re ready, jump!
- I”m in!
- OP, my bra jumped up so quickly.
- Perhaps I should have worn something more poetic than polka dot panties?
- No, peas are the theme. I also received a compliment.
- So, whose ass am I going to touch now?
- Oh, ahem, awkward. It was my ass.
- Required. Search. Other. Ass.
- Found.
- So if his mouth is there, then I should be here.
- What I will tell you is that there are a lot of holes that you need to focus on.
- More people — more lubrication.
- It”s time to change positions.
- Oh why is this pose called the Eiffel Tower.
- How did you slip through this hole?
- Having drawn the previous one, I am still in this hole.
- I think I”ve found my favorite hole.
- I think we”re focusing too much on that right now.
- Be careful.
- Oh, as in the Bible: ask, and may it be given to you.
- Oh, that”s good.
- Maybe I should lick something?
- Why are there so many legs?
- I don”t know what I”m doing.
- Give me more Light! Give me more light!
- If I knew I was having triplets, I would have trained more.
- Is anyone else tired?
- Holy Lord Christ, two languages.
- I just finished.
- What about them?
- From the sound of it, definitely yes.
- Great job, team!
- Let”s do this again sometime.
- I give you five stars.
- If two is better than one, then three is better than two. O-la-la, what a wonderful night.
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