How to find a secluded place for sex if the bedroom is boring
Different situations arise in life, and even ordinary situations may not be at all predictable. Thus, young and not so young people, married or not, may find themselves in a situation where they have nowhere to have sex. Then they need to connect their imagination to the work and run it through a sea of \u200b\u200bfantasy.
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When there is a house, but there is nowhere to sit in it
Apartments offered, inherited or simply rented on the housing market are very different. And the conversation is not about the number of rooms, but about the area. One-room housing can be nothing more than a three-room apartment in a typical multi-story building, not to mention a rented room in a housing complex or dormitory. And although there seems to be a roof over your head, in such a modest home you have placed several not very large beds, tables and chairs — and there is still enough space to walk on the floor without squeezing between the furniture. And if, at least under normal conditions, you can indulge in carnal pleasures in bed, you need to look for more interesting options, since visiting relatives or having sex in bed will make you tired and even howl.
Of course, the easiest way in this case is to rent a hotel room or a large apartment on an hourly or daily basis. But what if the settlement is small and everyone knows each other? What to do if the city does not boast a single tourist attraction and has a very weak infrastructure for rental housing? Well, if everything is very sad regarding the landing sites, then in the forest park zone or in the most ordinary forests, with almost 100% probability everything is very good.
Forests and other nature
And this is the next available place for copulation. Since the forest is disputed, specific locations must be identified on the spot.
In pine forests, for example, it is better to hide behind certain recesses or, in particular, behind giant pine trunks. The only thing that requires a critical approach is the presence of the ants that the couple collected to follow the precepts of Eros.
If there is nothing to choose from, but there is a spruce forest with an area of about one hectare, you will have to select replacement beds according to radically different criteria. First, if the weather has been dry for several weeks, you can find a fallen spruce with curled roots (other spruce trees rarely lie on the ground) and take advantage of this natural wall (for reference, the diameter of the rhizomes can be up to half a dozen meters if the soil is tightly packed). Spruce forests in front of the forests are good because spruce branches can be used to install excellent soffits. In terms of lighting, for sex outside the home, a pleasant, albeit dark, twilight is probably preferable to a pleasant, but noticeably translucent pine forest.
However, if nature is good and there are no thorny coniferous bushes around, but there are deciduous or mixed forests, then more pleasant places are clearly visible here — for example, an old oak tree is not the kind behind which you can hide a couple, which is at least wide enough to hold an entire orgy. Again, outside the pine and spruce forests, lush vegetation grows happily at lower levels — such as shrubs, where the phrase “let”s get into the bushes” can be taken literally.
When there are endless fields around, finding a conspiracy of weeds in your growth is no small task.
However, certain precautions should be taken, since nature, especially in warm weather, is full of various creatures, from harmless butterflies to very dangerous ticks, from shy voles to sleepy and cautious snakes.
First of all, you need to take with you anything that can be placed on the ground, such as blankets or bedding. When choosing a place, you need to be well immersed in the ground — snakes feel vibrations and will happily retreat, independent as a mouse.
It is better to bend down the grass and bushes or at least shake them well so that ticks and other insects can fall to the ground and leave the field in a sexual fight. Oh yeah, don”t forget to bring repellent. Otherwise, sexual fun turns into a sadomasochistic session with loose, mosquito and fly bites instead of whips.
It’s a good idea to turn your head so as not to surprise a mushroom picker or your favorite dog walker on the way to your stop.
Urban environment
If the city is large and the nearest forest is a two-hour bus ride away, you can find secluded places in the concrete jungle while suspicious characters clog the parks and police patrols keep up. For example, the bedroom yard is usually a remote one. Oh, how many secluded towns there are here! You probably have the fingers of one hand.
If the couple is reckless and takes risks, a car park can be a great place for risky quick sex, but in the midst of the fun the father taking the kids out for a walk is very unlikely to notice the couple. A chance to get a little in the face of a young man and perhaps a slap in the face from a girl. This prevents and promotes moral education.
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It”s unlikely that you”ve never encountered this problem before. You have a vibrant romantic relationship; your first attachment has already crossed the line.
If you don”t want too much adrenaline, you can check for a shared open balcony or open access to the roof. If, of course, everything is done without unnecessary sensual moans and screams, the chances of being noticed are significantly reduced. Otherwise, it is very easy for residents and the police to notice, which is what the grandmother prudently did.
As funny as it may sound, you should not choose a playhouse for the purpose of extreme sexual encounters. This category of dangerous points also includes elevators, which can be blocked on the top floor or operate with short interruptions.
You can also settle there if there is a long-term or abandoned structure nearby. But even in such quiet places you should be careful — there could easily be a group of children playing there. Not such a harmless group of drug addicts or homeless people. For little robbers.
It is also very constructive that in the midst of the fun, a group of children in camouflage were playing paintball in their free time, and it is very realistic that abandoned buildings are used as places for fighting. In a passing mention it is easy to see the light of the pursuer. Not from a game or a book, but a special person to walk through all sorts of man-made ruins.
If this is very dangerous, there is an option to expose yourself to the forces of passion in the back rows of the cinema at a night show or in a dark box of the theater. In the latter case, note that some of the people sitting opposite you may have theater binoculars. Their magnification is enough to get a clear picture of the activities of the restless couple in the back drawer.
In places like this, you can have sex with a lot of adrenaline within the city. It goes without saying that here, too, it is necessary to follow simple safety rules in order to avoid unpleasant situations.
First, carry documents and a can of self-defense with you.
Secondly, in the event of a direct confrontation, both partners should follow through if they can. Playing the role of a hero in a street fight is the height of stupidity. If only one person can escape, the girl should run and call the police and ambulance at the same time, but the man should always hold back the attacker. Again, describing the decabulist’s wife and sharing the fate of his friend is, of course, a good and noble thing, but very stupid.
Thirdly, if possible, it is necessary to maintain silence. Of course, sensual sighs, moans and screams are very exciting, but in such situations they attract completely unnecessary attention.
Fourthly, it’s better to think again and decide whether you can still rent an apartment or a simple hotel room for a few hours? Again, there is a shower, music and a regular bed.
Motor transport and other means of transportation
If you have transportation, this is a great mobile bed. If its size allows you to comfortably indulge in carnal pleasures, or if it helps deliver a couple to hard-to-reach places in nature.
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The civilian fleet is even more convenient in this regard — in addition to the already mentioned toilets, there are cabins or their equivalents.
As in other places, there are a number of rules that, if followed, minimize risks and do not allow the enjoyment of various opportunities to be spoiled.
First, keep in mind that sexual intercourse in the toilet is not a very hygienic activity and you can become infected with chlamydia once or twice. Therefore, it does not hurt to have medications with antibacterial or general disinfectant effects.
It should also be noted that intercourse in the restroom should be limited to 10 minutes, maximum 20 minutes. Otherwise, you”ll have to leave, lower your eyes, and go around the line. By then, time will have accumulated.
Remember that there may be police patrols on trains. Also, remember that security may be present on planes and ships. Adventures cost from 500 rubles in the Russian Federation.
Water spaces and beaches
Many films like to show couples immersing themselves in water in sensual union. In practice, however, such ideas are not the best for many simple things, and not for obvious reasons.
Firstly, water is not such a good lubricant as it might seem at first glance.
Secondly, in water, wetting the skin increases the contact area, but due to the special elasticity and reduced density of wet skin, friction increases, which can lead to the formation of blisters. Third, pools are disinfected, but showering after swimming is recommended, even though it”s not very beneficial. An open pool of water harbors a whole zoo of microorganisms, the invasion of which does not lead to anything good or pleasant in the female vagina or male urethra. And that”s not even mentioning lakes and ponds with stagnant water.
Fourth, the sea is not the best place for mating. Since the water functions like a river, only the saltwater burn makes the situation worse. Well, the microflora of the surface layer of seawater is no different, as is its familiarity with the human intestine.
On the beach, it must be said, the situation is not so favorable. No, if there is no other place for sex, then special attention and careful selection of the location are required. It is possible.
First, garbage must be removed. Then the couple must decide where they want to begin—a tender erotic reunion on the beach or a short swim. These two dimensions should not be combined for the reasons mentioned above. After the bath has dried a bit, especially the genitals, I wrap it up. It”s even better if natural lubricants do their job better than murky water with its inevitable sandy residue, which can accidentally cause very serious damage.
A few final words
A few final words
Find, a secluded place, for sex
