Three meters above the sky: why you should try sex on an airplane

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Look, everyone hates a boring, hours-long flight. Is this something you can take on a plane? Watch a movie, sleep. Or join the Highrise Club (in English The Mile-High Club).

Contents of the article:

Linguistics

In the English language, besides tenses and irregular verbs, there are many things that do no harm when studying. For example, “Mile-High Club”. If your English-learning friend says he”s glad he joined the club, congratulate him—he had sex on a plane. If you agree, then “invitation to join the high-altitude mile club” sounds much more elegant than “drowning in the toilet.” Learn the language, friends.

Did you know that sex on a plane can be the best experience of your life?

Arguments

Changes in barometric pressure, lack of oxygen, and other factors associated with flying can do amazing things to your body. Any touch, any kiss in many cases seems better and more serious than on solid ground.

And you wonder why? Us too. Let science explain why high sex is good for you.

Let”s start with the fact that this is sex in a public place (unless, of course, it”s your private jet). Always add sharpness. When it comes to an airplane, we are dealing with an enclosed space where you and your partner are as close as possible to each other, and at any moment a stranger can disturb your privacy.

The fear of falling into hell causes a surge of endorphins and adrenaline in the blood. Mix it all together — the anticipation of travel (especially if you”re flying to an unfamiliar place), the unusual environment and the risk — and you get a cocktail that ignites feelings and emotions.

Read also: Next Level: The Ultimate Guide to Healthy Sex

When conversations about sex begin, many people unanimously talk about its benefits. What happens when you ask them to list certain aspects.

Another great thing is that in this situation you get even more roof over your head than usual. This is another advantage of atmospheric pressure.

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Ache in the shower | hidden camera | ache and baby | three meters above sky level

Plus, airplanes naturally vibrate, and we all know that when it comes to sex, anything that vibrates is welcome. Is this true? Ding!

There is also a lack of oxygen here. A slight lack of oxygen can cause a feeling of euphoria, because the brain receives much less air than its owner is used to while on the sinful earth.

“The great thing about air sex is that the oxygen in the brain enhances your senses, and with it your orgasm,” says Susan Killiam.

“Flying reduces the amount of oxygen entering the blood and brain. When this happens safely, sexual arousal increases.”

Let”s face it, the idea of sex on a plane is appetizing even without the aforementioned discussion. And even after reading them, it seems that this is what the doctor ordered.

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If you”re not a member of this club, maybe you should consider joining? Remember, of course, that sex in public risks not only condemnation, but also a fine. But to us it all looks like hypocrisy and smells like a crusher”s elephant.

Poor visibility — three meters above sky level

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