A method for arranging your personal life while maintaining all your bad habits
Men like to say that women are silent and dangerous, so if you”re married, don”t even hope to get back what you had before marriage. Contents of the article:
Bad Habits / Lifestyle — Health / Public Service Announcement
Women want to give you hope and tell you how to make your new relationship successful. One of the old and tried-and-true methods is to get drunk yourself.
If you love to drink and eat heavily, but have decided to quit this lifestyle and find your true soulmate, don”t rush!
Invite the victim over, set a simple table; the man is very simple and will turn a blind eye to true, pure love with a 40-year-old divorcee.
Snack on a fluffy, but not very tasty, appetizer and move on to the heavy artillery, that is, drinking.
Bad Habits / Lifestyle — Health / Public Service Announcement
Drawing Contest “We are against bad habits”
Does watching porn affect variety in your personal life? By the standards of my Soviet grandmother, watching pornography can drive any healthy person to the brink of Incredible events. My Soviet grandmother still does
If a guest refuses for a long time, press on his size 5 breasts. Then he should meekly agree, as shown in the 1956 “Book of Household Management.” A word and a bottle will kill—don”t let them get away with it. Offer to destroy the stash hidden in the attic.
If you”re a thoughtful woman, you”ll see the validity of your new boyfriend”s perception of reality. After a few eggplants, transfer his soft male body to the bedroom, making sure you can easily fill your companion because you”re as calm as glass.
Upon awakening, rest assured that your gentleman isn”t the least bit discouraged by the fact that you finally defeated him in an unequal battle, and propose marriage on the spot.
As experiment shows, men fear and respect such truly strong and resilient women, so the marriage will be long and happy.
Drawing contest “We are against bad habits”
